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Today's Analytics Presser... Sashi And Paul Take The Stage

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  • KvoetheK Kvoethe wrote on last edited by
    #35

    Triv was talking about the last presser...evidently hue wasnt even mentioned except in a freudian slip...

  • thenew23T thenew23 wrote on last edited by
    #36

    2007-2008 Falcons

    4-12 to 11-5

    New coach- Mike Smith

    Draft- QB (Ryan), OT, WR, CB, S

    FAs- RB, DE

    Coach + QB again...

  • thenew23T thenew23 wrote on last edited by
    #37

    2007 to 2008 Ravens

    5-11 to 11-5

    Harbaugh + Flacco (and Rice)

    2005-2006 Saints

    3-13 to 10-6

    Peyton + Brees

    I don't think I need to continue to make my point...

  • Not surprising... All 3 examples I listed included getting a new coach, solid QB, and acquiring a few key FAs...

    Hmmm...

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by Tour2ma
    #38

    @thenew23 said:

    Not surprising... All 3 examples I listed included getting a new coach, solid QB, and acquiring a few key FAs...

    Hmmm...

    I see more "rebound" than turnaround. None more obvious than the Manningless 2011 Colts.

    With the exception of your 49er example, teams you listed did not have long strings of miserable performance prior to the crash that preceded their "turnaround". They were "competitive" so it would appear a nucleus was in place. May not be the case with us.

    2010 Colts were 10-6 after a long string of 12+ win seasons.

    2009 49ers were 8-8 after years of sub-500.

    2006 Falcons were 7-9 after 8 and 11 win seasons.

    2006 Ravens won 11 games.

    2004 Saints won 8, and 8, 9, 7 and 10 games the previous 4 seasons

  • gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
    #39

    VesnaKociper said:

    I am sorry, but you guys are missin the biggest news. Joe Thomas is going to be a BIG piece of this going forward. FUCK man, I have goosebumps.

    These guys don't have a fucking clue.

    It wasn't missed, most folks here are super happy.

  • LogicIsForSquaresL LogicIsForSquares wrote on last edited by
    #40

    VesnaKociper said:

    I am sorry, but you guys are missin the biggest news. Joe Thomas is going to be a BIG piece of this going forward. FUCK man, I have goosebumps.

    These guys don't have a fucking clue.

    Yes we know you don't like offensive linemen, Rainman.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    I am sorry, but you guys are missin the biggest news. Joe Thomas is going to be a BIG piece of this going forward. FUCK man, I have goosebumps.

    These guys don't have a fucking clue.

    Yes we know you don't like offensive linemen, Rainman.

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
    #41

    @logicisforsquares said:

    Yes we know you don't like offensive linemen, Rainman.

    I'm seeing more of Sam-I-am.

    I am ghoolie

    ghoolie I am

    that ghoolie i am

    that ghoolie i am

    i do not like that

    ghoolie i am

    do you like any

    offensive lineman?

    I do not like them

    ghoolie I am

    Would you like them
    Here or there?
    I would not like them
    here or there.
    I would not like them
    anywhere.
    I do not like any
    offensive lineman
    I do not like them,
    ghoolie I am
  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #42

    VesnaKociper said:

    I am sorry, but you guys are missin the biggest news. Joe Thomas is going to be a BIG piece of this going forward. FUCK man, I have goosebumps.

    These guys don't have a fucking clue.

    (Hey...Ghoolie...its getting old. These are not the droids you are looking for. Move along)

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #43

    VesnaKociper said:

    Getting OLD? A 9 year veteran lard ass who has had no impact on the team.......... is going to be an IMPORTANT PIECE going forward?

    Dude, if THIS do-nothing is IMPORTANT, you are looking at 3 - 13. Fucking moronic franchise, and moronic fans.

    Yep. I'm so excited I just took a fucking tour in my drawers. Man it stinks.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #44

    VesnaKociper said:

    Getting OLD? A 9 year veteran lard ass who has had no impact on the team.......... is going to be an IMPORTANT PIECE going forward?

    Dude, if THIS do-nothing is IMPORTANT, you are looking at 3 - 13. Fucking moronic franchise, and moronic fans.

    Well, he will be important.....whether you like it or not.

    The problem is the other 10 important pieces.

    Tom Brady would be playing in the Super Bowl this week if he had Joe Thomas blocking for him.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    Getting OLD? A 9 year veteran lard ass who has had no impact on the team.......... is going to be an IMPORTANT PIECE going forward?

    Dude, if THIS do-nothing is IMPORTANT, you are looking at 3 - 13. Fucking moronic franchise, and moronic fans.

    Well, he will be important.....whether you like it or not.

    The problem is the other 10 important pieces.

    Tom Brady would be playing in the Super Bowl this week if he had Joe Thomas blocking for him.

    T TexasAg1969 wrote on last edited by
    #45

    @the-gipper said:

    Well, he will be important.....whether you like it or not.

    The problem is the other 10 important pieces.

    Tom Brady would be playing in the Super Bowl this week if he had Joe Thomas blocking for him.

    And Swartz on the other side to try to slow down Miller.

  • OsirisO Osiris wrote on last edited by
    #46

    VesnaKociper said:

    Getting OLD? A 9 year veteran lard ass who has had no impact on the team.......... is going to be an IMPORTANT PIECE going forward?

    Dude, if THIS do-nothing is IMPORTANT, you are looking at 3 - 13. Fucking moronic franchise, and moronic fans.

    You've got some anger issues clouding your judgement here. The FO didn't say he's the only important piece. He said an important piece. Everyone in the NFL thinks a good left tackle is important. That's why there's a good chance Tunsil is the #1 pick tihs year. It just isn't as important as the guy he's supposed to protect from getting sacked. That's going to be whatever QB we pick up in the upcoming draft. So chill out and give this administration a chance. They've already done more right by cutting Manziel than the whole last administration did.

  • VesnaKociper said:

    Getting OLD? A 9 year veteran lard ass who has had no impact on the team.......... is going to be an IMPORTANT PIECE going forward?

    Dude, if THIS do-nothing is IMPORTANT, you are looking at 3 - 13. Fucking moronic franchise, and moronic fans.

    You've got some anger issues clouding your judgement here. The FO didn't say he's the only important piece. He said an important piece. Everyone in the NFL thinks a good left tackle is important. That's why there's a good chance Tunsil is the #1 pick tihs year. It just isn't as important as the guy he's supposed to protect from getting sacked. That's going to be whatever QB we pick up in the upcoming draft. So chill out and give this administration a chance. They've already done more right by cutting Manziel than the whole last administration did.

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
    #47

    @osiris said:

    You've got some anger issues clouding your judgement here. The FO didn't say he's the only important piece. He said an important piece. Everyone in the NFL thinks a good left tackle is important. That's why there's a good chance Tunsil is the #1 pick tihs year. It just isn't as important as the guy he's supposed to protect from getting sacked. That's going to be whatever QB we pick up in the upcoming draft. So chill out and give this administration a chance. They've already done more right by cutting Manziel than the whole last administration did.

    As a wise actress once said - 'As every housewife knows, the first check you write is for the mortgage. The second is for the insurance...'