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Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on.

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  • mz. ?
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    ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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    Watch another shitty, bald, dorky ex-QB offer his opinion.

    Oh, and Tim, your wife is a big-time see-you-next-Tuesday. How whipped must poor Tim be?

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      Legacy FanL Legacy Fan wrote on last edited by
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      Watch another shitty, bald, dorky ex-QB offer his opinion.

      Oh, and Tim, your wife is a big-time see-you-next-Tuesday. How whipped must poor Tim be?

      Hey bitter-ass Tim: I'm glad you didn't let your feelings on having to sit behind Patrick Ramsme for 3 seasons in Washington murk up your analysis. icon_rolleyes.gif

      Douche.

      Sure, luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck. -Don Shula
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        ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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        I think he also backed up Jared Lorenzen in New York. Talk about illustrious careers...

        As an aside, is there anyone ESPN won't hire (see: Palmer, Jesse)?. Opening Vegas odds on David Carr becoming an ESPN "analyst" by 2011: 5/2.

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          A AustinDawg wrote on last edited by
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          To me he simply sounded like an ESPN parrot. One of his points was that BE was playing just about as badly as DA and he's not getting benched. Well...is there a 2nd year, 1st Round draft pick waiting to take BE's place? NO. Fortunately, there is one for DA.

          The switch was imminent, a no brainer, and about 4 weeks too late.

          The "douche" could be reminded that although DA was sporadically playing better as of late, it didn't prevent him from being ranked at the very bottom as far as NFL QB's go.

          I'd ask him if I could, "Exactly how long were the Browns supposed to wait before making the change? Maybe when he rises to 29th or 30th?"

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            ? Masters wrote on last edited by
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            He did pick the Browns to win and said the short week should not affect Brady.

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              ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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              He did pick the Browns to win.

              For an ESPN analyst, that must have caused some cognitive dissonance.

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                Riffer XR Riffer X wrote on last edited by
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                Most of these clowns don't even watch the games.

                Anybody that has seen the Serial Drive Killer's body of work should have absolutely no reservations about his deficiencies.

                Is a pig's ass pork?
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                  Most of these clowns don't even watch the games.

                  Anybody that has seen the Serial Drive Killer's body of work should have absolutely no reservations about his deficiencies.

                  But then it wouldn't make for a good story on TV. If you don't portray it as controversial people will tune out.

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                    LumberghL Lumbergh wrote on last edited by
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                    What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

                    Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

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                      DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
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                      What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

                      Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

                      Your in manlove with Quinn Lummy, admit it. icon_lol.gif

                      "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
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                        ? Masters wrote on last edited by
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                        What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

                        Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

                        Well, considering the guys they have, the same thing as DA. How to be a back up QB.

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                          ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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                          Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

                          Have you no shame? You'd quote Sarah Palin if she had something negative to say about Brady Quinn, the Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterback.

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                            ? Masters wrote on last edited by
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                            I am sure Lum won't watch NFL live with all the good thinks Mark S. had to say about Quinn, and his preseason performance. Those that have followed football know that OL guys are generally the smartest guys.

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                              Riffer XR Riffer X wrote on last edited by
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                              Wow. As if being married to a hot girl nobody can stand isn't disorienting enough, now this.

                              She's not even hot.

                              I wouldn't tap that ass after doing ten years in the joint. I'd pretend to, then tell her she's not quite good looking enough and a tad bit annoying. "Sorry girl, maybe I can hook you up with one of my boys."

                              Is a pig's ass pork?
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                                WVBrownsfanW WVBrownsfan wrote on last edited by
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                                When I think of an expert football analyst I think of Tim Hasselbeck. icon_rolleyes.gif I wonder what Ryan Leaf's take is on this situation ?

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                                  LumberghL Lumbergh wrote on last edited by
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                                  Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

                                  Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

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                                    Wow. As if being married to a hot girl nobody can stand isn't disorienting enough, now this.

                                    Speak for yourself. I could stand Elizabeth just fine, now the fema nazi's, those are the chicks I cant stand.

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                                      ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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                                      Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

                                      Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

                                      Yes?

                                      What kind of half-brained comeback was that? I expect better from you.

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                                        ? Masters wrote on last edited by
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                                        Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

                                        Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

                                        Yes?

                                        What kind of half-brained comeback was that? I expect better from you.

                                        You expected better?

                                        I am more surprised he didn't just call you a fag or a BQ fag.

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                                          ? mz. wrote on last edited by
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                                          Lum's called me a fag at least 100x already...I think even he became bored with his monotony...

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