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Now we have Elizabeth Hasselbeck's douche "wife" piling on.

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  • He did pick the Browns to win and said the short week should not affect Brady.

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    He did pick the Browns to win.

    For an ESPN analyst, that must have caused some cognitive dissonance.

  • Most of these clowns don't even watch the games.

    Anybody that has seen the Serial Drive Killer's body of work should have absolutely no reservations about his deficiencies.

    Is a pig's ass pork?

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    Most of these clowns don't even watch the games.

    Anybody that has seen the Serial Drive Killer's body of work should have absolutely no reservations about his deficiencies.

    But then it wouldn't make for a good story on TV. If you don't portray it as controversial people will tune out.

  • What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

    Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

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    What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

    Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

    Your in manlove with Quinn Lummy, admit it. icon_lol.gif

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.

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    What the hell do all these NFL quarterbacks know about football anyways?

    Give me a BQ Fag's opinion over those guys anyday!!!

    Well, considering the guys they have, the same thing as DA. How to be a back up QB.

  • Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

    Have you no shame? You'd quote Sarah Palin if she had something negative to say about Brady Quinn, the Cleveland Browns Starting Quarterback.

  • I am sure Lum won't watch NFL live with all the good thinks Mark S. had to say about Quinn, and his preseason performance. Those that have followed football know that OL guys are generally the smartest guys.

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    Wow. As if being married to a hot girl nobody can stand isn't disorienting enough, now this.

    She's not even hot.

    I wouldn't tap that ass after doing ten years in the joint. I'd pretend to, then tell her she's not quite good looking enough and a tad bit annoying. "Sorry girl, maybe I can hook you up with one of my boys."

    Is a pig's ass pork?

  • When I think of an expert football analyst I think of Tim Hasselbeck. icon_rolleyes.gif I wonder what Ryan Leaf's take is on this situation ?

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    Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

    Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

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    Wow. As if being married to a hot girl nobody can stand isn't disorienting enough, now this.

    Speak for yourself. I could stand Elizabeth just fine, now the fema nazi's, those are the chicks I cant stand.

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    Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

    Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

    Yes?

    What kind of half-brained comeback was that? I expect better from you.

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    \ said:

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    Tim Hasselbeck is barely an NFL QB, Lum.

    Who the hell do you think you are, Joe Montana?

    Yes?

    What kind of half-brained comeback was that? I expect better from you.

    You expected better?

    I am more surprised he didn't just call you a fag or a BQ fag.

  • Lum's called me a fag at least 100x already...I think even he became bored with his monotony...

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    Lum's called me a fag at least 100x already...I think even he became bored with his monotony...

    Nah, he just moved on to calling different people that one.

  • I'm a Browns Fag, all wearing Brown and Orange and shit.

    Is a pig's ass pork?

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    I'm a Browns Fag, all wearing Brown and Orange and shit.

    I got my old school Bernie shirt going. Cause Quinn is gonna be the first Browns QB to win his first start since Kosar!

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    I actually think she's insanely cute. But in the morning, she'd start telling me about her fondness for Sarah Palin and I'd have to cut my own cock off to prevent the spreading.

    But what if the fondness she spoke involved a 3 some with Palin?

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