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  • There once was a lady from Brussels

    I forget the rest.😛

    @texasag1969 said:

    There once was a lady from Brussels

    I forget the rest.😛

    I can only think of the  "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics.    Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?

  • @nero said:

    Challenge accepted, Gip

    We drafted and appetizer,

    His name? Deshone Kizer.

    And passes went flying

    To wrong hands, bad timing.

    You could blame receivers,

    The coach, the young QB,

    The front office, with no Weaver,

    A defense still to be.

    No matter what's your take:

    We're 0-10, no more, no less.

    But cheer up, my friends,

    There's hope, even the ache.

    As the most glorious feats

    Are achieved by those who fight,

    As one in the painful defeats,

    As one in the longest night.

    I hope you didn't expect something with more quality from the Spaniard 😉

    Is that a take off of a particular poem...or song lyric?  If so I don't recognize it.

    If it is your own creation:  Bravo!

    @the-gipper said:

    Is that a take off of a particular poem...or song lyric?  If so I don't recognize it.

    If it is your own creation:  Bravo!

    That's my own creation, lol.

    EDIT: also, in the 12th verse, it is supposed to be ''in the ache''. I have a shitty connection and cannot correct it.

  • I, Sashi shall be telling this with a sigh;

    Somewhere ages and ages hence;

    Two Quarterbacks emerged from the woods;

    And I took the one with the least experience

    And it has made all the difference.

    Yet now knowing how that choice led the team astray

    I doubt I shall be back to choose another day

    (with apologies to Robert Frost)

  • Browns fans shall not go gentle into the night.

    Old age burns our arse and we shall rave at the end of day

    Rage, rage against the dying of our rights

    Courtesy of Dylan Thomas

    and with this poem, we can tell what his favorite football team was. Here is a passage:

    Good men, the last wave by, crying how bright
    Their frail deeds might have danced in a green bay,
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

    Seems he was a damned Packer fan.

  • And, just a brief snippet paraphrased from a famous poem:

    Fuhuck the Ravens....Evermore.

  • @texasag1969 said:

    There once was a lady from Brussels

    I forget the rest.😛

    I can only think of the  "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics.    Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?

    @the-gipper said:

    I can only think of the  "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics.    Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?

    Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.

    An example:

    There once was a fellow named O’Doole

    Who found little red spots on his tool

    His doctor was a cynic

    He said “get out of my clinic”

    And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

  • @the-gipper said:

    I can only think of the  "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics.    Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?

    Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.

    An example:

    There once was a fellow named O’Doole

    Who found little red spots on his tool

    His doctor was a cynic

    He said “get out of my clinic”

    And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

    @canton-dawg said:

    Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.

    An example:

    There once was a fellow named O’Doole

    Who found little red spots on his tool

    His doctor was a cynic

    He said “get out of my clinic”

    And wipe off that lipstick you fool!

    Well.....hey....we can go with Limericks for this thread.    Limericks, lyrics, poems  WTF ever.😎

  • There once was an NFL team called the Browns

    The organization is run by some clowns

    Sashi is an azz

    The top QB’s he will pass

    And the fans are leaving this town

  • A limerick?

    There once was a whore named Alice

    Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And her pooper in Buckingham palace.

    Happy Thanksgiving!

    Sorry, it's not Alice's restaurant..lol

  • Ahhh...Alice's Restaurant!

    We must post it. Its a Thanksgiving Tradition!

  • How about a haiku?

    One win in two years

    The orange is oranger they say

    Don't drop the soap Jim

  • My favorite Christmas Song.............

    Here comes Santa Claus

    Here comes Santa Claus

    What kind of argyle sweater bull schidt is that caulk sucker bringing me this year?

  • Once upon a time.

    Fukc once upon a time. I need cash now.

  • Someone talk about wine and save this thread.

  • You know there's Kizer and Kessler
    Manziel and Haden
    Hogan and Hoyer
    Thomas and Pettine
    But do you recall
    The most famous Brownie of all?

    Sashi the Brown-Nosed Executive
    Had a very brown nose
    And if you ever saw him
    You would even say it grows

    All of the other executives
    Used to laugh and call him names
    They never let poor Sashi
    Join in any executive games

    Then one foggy Berea day
    Haslam came to say
    "Sashi with your nose so brown
    Won't you guide my team this year?"

    Then how the executives loved him
    As they shouted out with glee
    "Sashi the Brown-Nosed Executive
    You'll go down in history"

  • So, What? Nobody likes poetry?   Let's see any of you try your hand.

    @the-gipper said:

    So, What? Nobody likes poetry?   Let's see any of you try your hand.

    Bang bang Lulu?

    Lulu had a boyfriend 

    Boyfriend had a truck

    Lulu loved to shift the gears

    Boyfriend loved to ****

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    Gip you have entirety too much time on your hands......evidently so do i. 😆

  • Or a cheery song, I like this one:

    Show me the way to go home
    I'm tired and I want to go to bed
    I had a little drink about an hour ago
    And it’s gone right to my head
    Wherever I may roam
    On land or sea or foam
    You can always hear me singing this song
    Show me the way to go home.

  • Dashing through the snow 

    Right up the O line butts

    Oh what fun we have with Crow 

    Who never heard of cuts.

    When he plows ahead

    We know he will not score

    But Hue just keeps on riding him

    Right on out the door.

    Adios Huey, Adios Huey

    A line you shouldn't have drawn

    You will see the clock run out 

    Cause timeouts are all gone