Tis the Season
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I can only think of the "I Come from a Land Down Under" lyrics. Is this one kind of like "Nantucket"?
Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.
An example:
There once was a fellow named O’Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His doctor was a cynic
He said “get out of my clinic”
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Gip, the “Nantucket” you referenced are called Limericks.
An example:
There once was a fellow named O’Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His doctor was a cynic
He said “get out of my clinic”
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
Well.....hey....we can go with Limericks for this thread. Limericks, lyrics, poems WTF ever.
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There once was an NFL team called the Browns
The organization is run by some clowns
Sashi is an azz
The top QB’s he will pass
And the fans are leaving this town
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A limerick?
There once was a whore named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina in North Carolina
And her pooper in Buckingham palace.
Happy Thanksgiving!
Sorry, it's not Alice's restaurant..lol
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Ahhh...Alice's Restaurant!
We must post it. Its a Thanksgiving Tradition!
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How about a haiku?
One win in two years
The orange is oranger they say
Don't drop the soap Jim
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Someone talk about wine and save this thread.
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You know there's Kizer and Kessler
Manziel and Haden
Hogan and Hoyer
Thomas and Pettine
But do you recall
The most famous Brownie of all?
Sashi the Brown-Nosed Executive
Had a very brown nose
And if you ever saw him
You would even say it grows
All of the other executives
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Sashi
Join in any executive games
Then one foggy Berea day
Haslam came to say
"Sashi with your nose so brown
Won't you guide my team this year?"
Then how the executives loved him
As they shouted out with glee
"Sashi the Brown-Nosed Executive
You'll go down in history" -
So, What? Nobody likes poetry? Let's see any of you try your hand.
So, What? Nobody likes poetry? Let's see any of you try your hand.
Bang bang Lulu?
Lulu had a boyfriend
Boyfriend had a truck
Lulu loved to shift the gears
Boyfriend loved to ****
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Gip you have entirety too much time on your hands......evidently so do i.
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Or a cheery song, I like this one:
Show me the way to go home
I'm tired and I want to go to bed
I had a little drink about an hour ago
And it’s gone right to my head
Wherever I may roam
On land or sea or foam
You can always hear me singing this song
Show me the way to go home. -
Dashing through the snow
Right up the O line butts
Oh what fun we have with Crow
Who never heard of cuts.
When he plows ahead
We know he will not score
But Hue just keeps on riding him
Right on out the door.
Adios Huey, Adios Huey
A line you shouldn't have drawn
You will see the clock run out
Cause timeouts are all gone
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