Ghoolie at the Masters
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Sall.
1Okay,
The Masters is done and I am back into the swing of things.
So MISTER KNOW IT ALL................ I am about to deliver the WORST butt KICKING anyone has ever received on this board. Consider it an education. Painful? Embarrassing? Yeah, but nonetheless, and education. Let's get this show rolling.
1) Our slot host Debra, at Horseshoe is NOT a waitress. She focuses on only high rollers..........that would include my wife and I, mostly my wife, I am the watchman, ya know?
Now, for people may risk $200 at the casino, you are right, a slot /casino host is not going to give you much. However, as I mentioned, Cathy and I (mostly Cathy) hit more than $300,000 of hand pay jackpots in 2016 alone. Did we take all that home? Of course not, we put most of it back, but, somewhere in the neighborhood of 8 - 12% we DID keep.
2) To give you some scope of gambler levels, and what slot hosts can do.....As you will see in the jackpot photos, Cathy and I are 7-Star level players at Caesars properties. You can look it up since you are such a casino-google expert. Briefly, it takes 150,000 tier credits to reach this plateau. 1 tier credit = $5 of gambling, That means, to get to 7-star, you have to spin $750,000 worth of spins, just to get the card.
Now, I didn't say that one has to spend that much to get 7-star, but one has to spin that much. We have already made that level for upcoming 2019.
(Great jackpot year already)
3) You shouldn't make an accusation or a challenge about something you know nothing about. Me sitting with Donald Trump? Quite possible! I have just launched a new water technology that is going to bring safe drinking water to hundreds of millions of people. You can go to my blog, or just pay attention to the news. You will learn about it sooner or later, whether you like it, or not.
SO.. here we go BACK TO THE MASTERS..................... YOU say slot hosts can't comp an Agusta trip? Really? Here is what they comped us, and ATTACHED is a scan of our invite
- 2 Hotel nights at Horseshoe Tunica
- Steak House
- Socktail party with a great spread
- Gift basket with all kind of gold crap and food
- Laid out breakfast with an omelet chef
- Limo Bus ride to the Airport..........................Drop off at the side of the jet................
- Private Jet to Agusta
- Limo-Bus ride to Augusta National....Sherrif escort
- Passes to the finals, 2nd-row seats at the 18th green, 3d row seats for the jacket ceremony
- 4 Masters folding chairs
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A ton of Masters shirts, cups, tees, hats, towels, etc......
- Return, the same way we came, like Kings and Queens.
So, everyone, you can still knock me over with a feather. I am so thankful for this beautiful day courtesy of Horseshoe and Caesars Entertainment. I am humbled, and will remember the day with Cathy for the rest of my days. We should have TBB annual Horshoe Casino day.
Enjoy the voluminous amount of crap I am about to post.
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
What are my odds? Well, here you go, well over 35,000 in jackpots my wife hit JUST THIS WEEKEND. But hey, genius, YOU and your brilliant articles knows better. Just ask yourself, when YOU go to the casino, how many jackpots do you see? You probably don't see them ever It would take the average person a lifetime to even see this many jackpots to take pictures of them. Plus, no casino is going to let you take photos of someone else's jackpots. These are all my wife's hits, you can see her player card.
So........................ I don't know where the hell you found your " information" about hitting jackpots................but IT DON'T APPLY TO US.
................... You want to hit? You play $5, $10, $25, $50, $100, $500 slots. Play the small stuff? Yep. you never win, you feed people like us.
Better grab a lot of tissue pussy boy, I got a lot more coming your way.
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
4The price for the level of tickets we had on Sunday was starting at $7,500 EACH. LOOK FOR ME? You don't have to look for me. Private Jet? Tickets? YEP. Wipe your nose pussy boy. It is JUST starting.
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
-
Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!?
Oh, were you looking for me? While you were trying to jackoff your limp finger and adjusting your oxygen tank, Cathy and I were about to head over to our second row seats at the Jacket ceremony, AFTER, getting our picture taken at FOunder's circle.
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
1You smoke poles. That's what you smoke.
Here is some of the stuff we didn't get as a comp.. ......... This i s stuff I pretended to get. Shirts, chairs, hotel gift basket....
............... Look at all this crap WE DIDN'T GET
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
Dude, it's not over yet. You done fukcked with the KING................It's good to be the king, but it ain't good to fukck with the king.
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TICKETS? Really mjp? Tickets are impossible to get? NO SCHIDT? SO, w
hat are these things I am holding?
^^^^ Wow now that is one scary freakin' picture.
Looks like you had a nice vacation in Georgia I'm glad you enjoyed yourselves.
Now on things like cigars I know my business there. On casinos over the past four decades or so I've been in casinos in the Caribbean, on cruise ships (both mainly ripoff but fun to play). Been to Canada all over the USA including AC way back when when the boardwalk was nice, sad to see it so badly deteriorated plus now there are casinos everywhere including one 15 miles to our west and a new one going in about 25 miles to our east.
Then there's even the Cleveland area, Pittsburgh, my old favorite track in WVA formerly Waterford Park now Mountaineer with all the games.
I remember some fun junkets mainly going to AC or the king of all gambling places in the USA Vegas.
BUT I have some questions on your recent big slots jackpots, you must have poured some serious jack into those machines to hit those numbers.
Oh well at least Agusta survived you.
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It went the way that threads about soccer and tennis went. Though I personally would much rather watch a good golf match than either soccer or tennis.
But, I was NOT hoping Reed would win. I was pulling for Rory or Fowler.
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Yes but golf is still too gentile to be on a football forum......and can be frightfully boring at times.
I imagine this thread will be yanked next.
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as boring as are offense has been ? i would rather watch golf
Well that has to change some with different QBs, a new WR and a ton of good draft picks.
,......uh oh, football on a golf thread.
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I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
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Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND! -
I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
Hey bro, hang in, I will answer your questions and talk cigars tomorrow, I am dead, need sleep.
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
Once in a lifetime opportunity. Nice.
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I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
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I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
Nice gig Ghoolie. Glad you had a great time.
Just FYI...in the town where I am from here....and Westside too.....Norton, Ohio we had a Masters winner live here: Herman Keiser Wnner of the 1946 Masters.
His younger son Greg was a year ahead of me in school. His older son Herm Keiser Jr. was a member of the ONLY team state championship that Norton HS has ever won to my knowledge. Yes, it was in golf. The 1964 Ohio State Golf Champions. For years Keiser, and then his son ran a driving range in Copley.
Here he is, in front of what looks like the same set of buildings that you had your picture taken at:
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