Ghoolie at the Masters

[Ghoolie]

@mjp28 said:

* BULLSH*T WARNING!?

 

 

Oh, were you looking for me? While you were trying to jackoff your limp finger and adjusting your oxygen tank, Cathy and I were about to head over to our second row seats at the Jacket ceremony, AFTER, getting our picture taken at FOunder's circle.

[Ghoolie]

@mjp28 said:

* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *

Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.

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You smoke poles. That's what you smoke.

Here is some of the stuff we didn't get as a comp.. ......... This i s stuff I pretended to get. Shirts, chairs, hotel gift basket................... Look at all this crap WE DIDN'T GET

[Ghoolie]

@mjp28 said:

* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *

 

Dude, it's not over yet. You done fukcked with the KING................It's good to be the king, but it ain't good to fukck with the king.

Agusta Instructions.mp4

[Ghoolie]

WTF dude. What a homo.

[mjp28]

@ghoolie said:

TICKETS? Really mjp? Tickets are impossible to get? NO SCHIDT? SO, w hat are these things I am holding?

^^^^ Wow now that is one scary freakin' picture. 

Looks like you had a nice vacation in Georgia I'm glad you enjoyed yourselves. 

Now on things like cigars I know my business there. On casinos over the past four decades or so I've been in casinos in the Caribbean, on cruise ships (both mainly ripoff but fun to play). Been to Canada all over the USA including AC way back when when the boardwalk was nice, sad to see it so badly deteriorated plus now there are casinos everywhere including one 15 miles to our west and a new one going in about 25 miles to our east. 

Then there's even the Cleveland area, Pittsburgh,  my old favorite track in WVA formerly Waterford Park now Mountaineer with all the games.

I remember some fun junkets mainly going to AC or the king of all gambling places in the USA Vegas.

BUT I have some questions on your recent big slots jackpots, you must have poured some serious jack into those machines to hit those numbers.  

Oh well at least Agusta survived you. 

[The Gipper]

It went the way that threads about soccer and tennis went.   Though I personally would much rather watch a good golf match than either soccer or tennis.

But, I was NOT hoping Reed would win.  I was pulling for Rory or Fowler.

[mjp28]

Yes but golf is still too gentile to be on a football forum......and can be frightfully boring at times.

I imagine this thread will be yanked next. 

[syd]

@mjp28 said:

Yes but golf is still too gentile to be on a football forum......and can be frightfully boring at times.

I imagine this thread will be yanked next. 

as boring as are offense has been ? i would rather watch golf

[mjp28]

@syd said:

as boring as are offense has been ? i would rather watch golf

Well that has to change some with different QBs, a new WR and a ton of good draft picks.

,......uh oh, football on a golf thread. 

[TexasAg1969]

I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.

[mjp28]

Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?

[Ghoolie]

@texasag1969 said:

I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.

Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.

[Ghoolie]

@mjp28 said:

Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?

Hey bro, hang in, I will answer your questions and talk cigars tomorrow, I am dead, need sleep. 

[DieHardBrownsFan]

Once in a lifetime opportunity.  Nice.

[TexasAg1969]

@ghoolie said:

SOmething to remember when I am really old.

You mean like NOW?

[The Gipper]

@ghoolie said:

Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.

Nice gig Ghoolie.  Glad you had a great time.

Just FYI...in the town where I am from here....and Westside too.....Norton, Ohio we had a Masters winner live here:  Herman Keiser  Wnner of the 1946 Masters.

His younger son Greg was a year ahead of me in school.  His older son  Herm Keiser Jr.   was a member of the ONLY team state championship that Norton HS has ever won to my knowledge.   Yes, it was in golf.   The 1964 Ohio State Golf Champions.  For years  Keiser, and then his son ran a driving range in Copley. 

Here he is, in front of what looks like the same set of buildings that you had your picture taken at:

[Ghoolie]

@the-gipper said:

Nice gig Ghoolie.  Glad you had a great time.

Just FYI...in the town where I am from here....and Westside too.....Norton, Ohio we had a Masters winner live here:  Herman Keiser  Wnner of the 1946 Masters.

His younger son Greg was a year ahead of me in school.  His older son  Herm Keiser Jr.   was a member of the ONLY team state championship that Norton HS has ever won to my knowledge.   Yes, it was in golf.   The 1964 Ohio State Golf Champions.  For years  Keiser, and then his son ran a driving range in Copley. 

Here he is, in front of what looks like the same set of buildings that you had your picture taken at:

Thanks man. As I say, it was humbling for me. The size of the comp from the Casino still flabbergasts me. Not in a boastful way. Not being a golf fan makes this even more remarkable to me because from the moment I approached the facility I was in awe of what came before me, and just how much these men have accomplished. Some of the shots we saw were far better than the photoshopped tricks on Youtube. I wish everyone could have a day like this. 

I don't know if I posted this or not, but right before we got our tickets, we got instructions, and I turned the guy into a Browns fan.

Go Browns.mp4

[Ghoolie]

@texasag1969 said:

You mean like NOW?

Bastard

[mjp28]

@ghoolie said:

Hey bro, hang in, I will answer your questions and talk cigars tomorrow, I am dead, need sleep. 

Oh that's ok......but I always thought that you did your best work when you were dead and needed sleep.  

[Ghoolie]

@stinkhole said:

Thanks for clearing that up Ghoolie!

I've also  heard Tony Grossi (who is definitely not a Steeler fan) get bashed for is admiration of the Steelers organization.

You're also right about one fan base thinking they are superior over another.

Fans of perennial  losers who claim superiority over  rival fans of perennial winners just REEKS of inferiority complex...inferiority complex is also evident when they have to tell themselves that they're "the toughest fans in all of pro sports".

This doesn't absolve fans of winners however.

Fans of winners who claim superiority over rival fans of losers are said to be living vicariously through their team.

For those who don't know what "living vicariously" means...it means in this situation that just because your team is superior, you think you are superior....or because your team is tough, you think you're tough...or because your team is a winner makes you a winner...etc...

Stinks, one of the things that bring Ghoolie out of hibernation is the very kind of Browns fan we are talking about. My roots with the Browns go back many moons. But so do my roots with the Steelers. Once, after we bashed the Steelers on a really gloomy Sunday, my Dad took me to where the Steelers was coming out of the stadium and told me all about the tough guy finger Hoak. You should have seen the look on the man's face when a kid with a Browns sweatshirt on asked him for his autograph.

Isn't it weird? Fans here will cheer a Buckeyes player for 4 years, and then turn on him when he is drafted by the Steelers? And tell me, should my Dad be cursed for teaching me that even though my team won, that there are some great people on the losing team? 

Rich4Eagle, one of the nicest guys you would ever want to meet, has been eviscerated here (once, jokingly, even by me) for saying that he loves the Steelers. So what? Does that make his love for the Browns counterfeit? Oddly, on the Steelers forums, he is only mildly razzed for being a Browns fan.

Your moniker, Stink Hole? Childish, which at times is my middle name however, belies the bigger childish nature of many Browns fans who honestly think there is the highest nobility in being a Browns fan. Some of the best times I have enjoyed were sitting in TRS with Browns colors, amid Steeler fans. Steeler fans don't get the same civility in Cleveland Stadium. That's just really, really weird.

Zomblow, the jackoff who thinks that a guy who doesn't want to buy a plane ticket to fly out and spend 2 days out of his life to fight you, is backing down from a fight, is the moderator here because no other adult wants the fukcing job. Stan, the guy who created the board doesn't even post here. Why do you think that is? Because of me? LMAO. It is because of the exact fukcked up nature of Browns fans and the lousy Browns franchise.

Me? I am a fan of what the Browns were. Should they go to the Superbowl, just as I didn't watch this year's game, I wouldn't really watch that much. I am here for the talk, banter, insults, and yeah, my childish fetish, pissing people like Hoorta off so badly that he has conversations with his wife about GHOOLIE and TBB.................

Now, dude................ I don't care who you root for, but being psychologically tormented by Ghoolie to the point that you have to consult your wife, and then BLOCK me? Look up the definition of "fukcked up beyond reality" dictionary, and you will see my friend Hoorta's picture.