Ghoolie at the Masters
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!?
Oh, were you looking for me? While you were trying to jackoff your limp finger and adjusting your oxygen tank, Cathy and I were about to head over to our second row seats at the Jacket ceremony, AFTER, getting our picture taken at FOunder's circle.
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
1You smoke poles. That's what you smoke.
Here is some of the stuff we didn't get as a comp.. ......... This i s stuff I pretended to get. Shirts, chairs, hotel gift basket....
............... Look at all this crap WE DIDN'T GET
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Is this some kind of euphanism?
Are you saying your wife's vag is so big it needs a hostess to show people around in it?
Very confusing.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
A slots "hostess" (waitress?) gives away $3,500 (each?) tickets and private jet, etc. etc. right.
Maybe the ghool will be sitting next to Trump. Have fun!
Saturday am - Current stubhub prices for Sunday from $2,995 each two together seats not specified. Private jet, all the other mentioned BS *PRICELESS*
No cameras, cell phones, right well look for you. Oh I do know how comps work, anyone in Vegas should too.
And NOBODY wins big over time at slots, occasional big hits happen but you do not go around helping the less fortunate on slots winnings. (see every reputable stat there is on the subject)
http://www.vegasslotsonline.com/odds/
Winning At Slots - What Are My Odds? (Briefly)
First of all you should know that slot machines, as with many casino games, are a type of game for which there is no “winning strategy” - technically speaking they are a negative equity game, or –EV game for short. Unlike a game such as poker (against real opponents, not vs. the house) where proper application of skill can make a game profitable in the long-term, most casino games are designed to make this impossible.
Further Advice for Playing Slots
Some games do feature a skill bonus round or skill component which can improve your odds. Of course these are also set up so as not to obliterate the house edge, so they aren’t going to be sufficient to give you a real long-term return, but the advice on how to play these rounds offered by the machines should usually be adhered to for maximum benefit.
Finally if you’re playing for fun (really the only reason to play slots), play slowly. You’ll save money.
Well it made my Saturday morning......
Oh big fat cigars? I've been a cigar smoker for 49 years, the last 30+ nothing but premiums, fat doesn't always mean good at all.
* BULLSH*T WARNING!? *
Dude, it's not over yet. You done fukcked with the KING................It's good to be the king, but it ain't good to fukck with the king.
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TICKETS? Really mjp? Tickets are impossible to get? NO SCHIDT? SO, w
hat are these things I am holding?
^^^^ Wow now that is one scary freakin' picture.
Looks like you had a nice vacation in Georgia I'm glad you enjoyed yourselves.
Now on things like cigars I know my business there. On casinos over the past four decades or so I've been in casinos in the Caribbean, on cruise ships (both mainly ripoff but fun to play). Been to Canada all over the USA including AC way back when when the boardwalk was nice, sad to see it so badly deteriorated plus now there are casinos everywhere including one 15 miles to our west and a new one going in about 25 miles to our east.
Then there's even the Cleveland area, Pittsburgh, my old favorite track in WVA formerly Waterford Park now Mountaineer with all the games.
I remember some fun junkets mainly going to AC or the king of all gambling places in the USA Vegas.
BUT I have some questions on your recent big slots jackpots, you must have poured some serious jack into those machines to hit those numbers.
Oh well at least Agusta survived you.
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It went the way that threads about soccer and tennis went. Though I personally would much rather watch a good golf match than either soccer or tennis.
But, I was NOT hoping Reed would win. I was pulling for Rory or Fowler.
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Yes but golf is still too gentile to be on a football forum......and can be frightfully boring at times.
I imagine this thread will be yanked next.
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as boring as are offense has been ? i would rather watch golf
Well that has to change some with different QBs, a new WR and a ton of good draft picks.
,......uh oh, football on a golf thread.
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I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
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Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND! -
I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
Hey bro, hang in, I will answer your questions and talk cigars tomorrow, I am dead, need sleep.
The Cleveland Browns have the hardest hit players in the NFL -
Once in a lifetime opportunity. Nice.
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I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
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I knew you were not BSing Tom. Looks like you had a lot of fun.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
Nice gig Ghoolie. Glad you had a great time.
Just FYI...in the town where I am from here....and Westside too.....Norton, Ohio we had a Masters winner live here: Herman Keiser Wnner of the 1946 Masters.
His younger son Greg was a year ahead of me in school. His older son Herm Keiser Jr. was a member of the ONLY team state championship that Norton HS has ever won to my knowledge. Yes, it was in golf. The 1964 Ohio State Golf Champions. For years Keiser, and then his son ran a driving range in Copley.
Here he is, in front of what looks like the same set of buildings that you had your picture taken at:
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Beyond a great time. I really was so flattered, honored, literally this was such a nice trip. I never thought I would say this about golf, but this was better than the SB I was at. SOmething to remember when I am really old.
Nice gig Ghoolie. Glad you had a great time.
Just FYI...in the town where I am from here....and Westside too.....Norton, Ohio we had a Masters winner live here: Herman Keiser Wnner of the 1946 Masters.
His younger son Greg was a year ahead of me in school. His older son Herm Keiser Jr. was a member of the ONLY team state championship that Norton HS has ever won to my knowledge. Yes, it was in golf. The 1964 Ohio State Golf Champions. For years Keiser, and then his son ran a driving range in Copley.
Here he is, in front of what looks like the same set of buildings that you had your picture taken at:
Nice gig Ghoolie. Glad you had a great time.
Just FYI...in the town where I am from here....and Westside too.....Norton, Ohio we had a Masters winner live here: Herman Keiser Wnner of the 1946 Masters.
His younger son Greg was a year ahead of me in school. His older son Herm Keiser Jr. was a member of the ONLY team state championship that Norton HS has ever won to my knowledge. Yes, it was in golf. The 1964 Ohio State Golf Champions. For years Keiser, and then his son ran a driving range in Copley.
Here he is, in front of what looks like the same set of buildings that you had your picture taken at:
Thanks man. As I say, it was humbling for me. The size of the comp from the Casino still flabbergasts me. Not in a boastful way. Not being a golf fan makes this even more remarkable to me because from the moment I approached the facility I was in awe of what came before me, and just how much these men have accomplished. Some of the shots we saw were far better than the photoshopped tricks on Youtube. I wish everyone could have a day like this.
I don't know if I posted this or not, but right before we got our tickets, we got instructions, and I turned the guy into a Browns fan.
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You mean like NOW?
Bastard
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Oh I did see tickets on Stubhub on Saturday early AM for Sunday but no specified seats mentioned even though you hear stories of how rare they are like a Super Bowl ticket -and- more importantly what cigars did you end up taking to Agusta?
Hey bro, hang in, I will answer your questions and talk cigars tomorrow, I am dead, need sleep.
Hey bro, hang in, I will answer your questions and talk cigars tomorrow, I am dead, need sleep.
Oh that's ok......but I always thought that you did your best work when you were dead and needed sleep.
GO BUCKEYES, BROWNS, INDIANS, CAVS, YSU, NAVY and yes I like ND!
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