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  • Let me be clear. ANd yes, I am going to pat myself on the back, first. Before ANYONE, actually, in the 1st quarter of his first preseason game, I wanted Hue Jackson fired. I hated that fucker from the day he was hired... BUT I digress.

    I am sick and fucking tired of hearing how good every other fucking team we play is. Even though we beat their ass. So now, we go to play a black Tarkenton who hasn't won SHIT, and I have to hear how this cocksucker is REALLY REALLY GOOD................. and how he is the future of the Ravens..... and how the Ravens are one of the leading prospects to go to the Superbowl.

    FUCK Baltimore. Who the fuck are they? 9-6? With a second hole in their ass courtesy of the Browns.

    ENough bullshit already. I even had to hear some of you jackoffs giving blowjobs to that cockeye prick smeller Tarkenton in Texas. Fuck the Texans. Look man, if Haslam would have let Hueball go after 0 - 16 the Browns would be 12 - 3 right now, guaranteed home field advantage, and resting their starters for the playoffs.

    I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing how good players are from other teams. Lumbar Jackson? Fuck him, and Fuck his Mom.

    HEY ZOMBO................ sorry to jump you on this week's predictions, but I am spitting nails.............but there is NO WAY a piece of shit jumpy bastard Tarkenton beats Baker Mayfield. the Browns will kick the shit out of the Ravens and send the cocksuckers home for the playoffs. Hue Jackson, Lumbar Jackson,,,,,makes no difference....Jacksons DO NOT BEAT BAKER.

    I GUARANTEE YOU.... this phony piece of shit QB is going to bend over and take Williams foot up his ass. The Ravens are good? Fuck the Ravens.

    I guarantee not only a Browns win, but Jackson will be benched after 3 first-half interceptions and a lost fumble, The Browns are going to stick their entire turf maintenance tool set up Harbaughs loser ass. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Let me be clear. ANd yes, I am going to pat myself on the back, first. Before ANYONE, actually, in the 1st quarter of his first preseason game, I wanted Hue Jackson fired. I hated that fucker from the day he was hired... BUT I digress.

    I am sick and fucking tired of hearing how good every other fucking team we play is. Even though we beat their ass. So now, we go to play a black Tarkenton who hasn't won SHIT, and I have to hear how this cocksucker is REALLY REALLY GOOD................. and how he is the future of the Ravens..... and how the Ravens are one of the leading prospects to go to the Superbowl.

     FUCK Baltimore. Who the fuck are they? 9-6? With a second hole in their ass courtesy of the Browns.

     ENough bullshit already. I even had to hear some of you jackoffs giving blowjobs to that cockeye prick smeller Tarkenton in Texas. Fuck the Texans. Look man, if Haslam would have let Hueball go after 0 - 16 the Browns would be 12 - 3 right now, guaranteed home field advantage, and resting their starters for the playoffs.

     I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing how good players are from other teams. Lumbar Jackson? Fuck him, and Fuck his Mom.

     HEY ZOMBO................ sorry to jump you on this week's predictions, but I am spitting nails.............but there is NO WAY a piece of shit jumpy bastard Tarkenton beats Baker Mayfield. the Browns will kick the shit out of the Ravens and send the cocksuckers home for the playoffs. Hue Jackson, Lumbar Jackson,,,,,makes no difference....Jacksons DO NOT BEAT BAKER.

     I GUARANTEE YOU.... this phony piece of shit QB is going to bend over and take Williams foot up his ass. The Ravens are good? Fuck the Ravens.

    I guarantee not only a Browns win, but Jackson will be benched after 3 first-half interceptions and a lost fumble, The Browns are going to stick their entire turf maintenance tool set up Harbaughs loser ass. 

    You are a poet, and yes, announcers will praise Lamar Jackson every move, and we will win.

    I hate the Ravens more than the Steelers.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Let me be clear. ANd yes, I am going to pat myself on the back, first. Before ANYONE, actually, in the 1st quarter of his first preseason game, I wanted Hue Jackson fired. I hated that fucker from the day he was hired... BUT I digress.

    I am sick and fucking tired of hearing how good every other fucking team we play is. Even though we beat their ass. So now, we go to play a black Tarkenton who hasn't won SHIT, and I have to hear how this cocksucker is REALLY REALLY GOOD................. and how he is the future of the Ravens..... and how the Ravens are one of the leading prospects to go to the Superbowl.

     FUCK Baltimore. Who the fuck are they? 9-6? With a second hole in their ass courtesy of the Browns.

     ENough bullshit already. I even had to hear some of you jackoffs giving blowjobs to that cockeye prick smeller Tarkenton in Texas. Fuck the Texans. Look man, if Haslam would have let Hueball go after 0 - 16 the Browns would be 12 - 3 right now, guaranteed home field advantage, and resting their starters for the playoffs.

     I am so fucking sick and tired of hearing how good players are from other teams. Lumbar Jackson? Fuck him, and Fuck his Mom.

     HEY ZOMBO................ sorry to jump you on this week's predictions, but I am spitting nails.............but there is NO WAY a piece of shit jumpy bastard Tarkenton beats Baker Mayfield. the Browns will kick the shit out of the Ravens and send the cocksuckers home for the playoffs. Hue Jackson, Lumbar Jackson,,,,,makes no difference....Jacksons DO NOT BEAT BAKER.

     I GUARANTEE YOU.... this phony piece of shit QB is going to bend over and take Williams foot up his ass. The Ravens are good? Fuck the Ravens.

    I guarantee not only a Browns win, but Jackson will be benched after 3 first-half interceptions and a lost fumble, The Browns are going to stick their entire turf maintenance tool set up Harbaughs loser ass. 

    You are a poet, and yes, announcers will praise Lamar Jackson every move, and we will win.

    I hate the Ravens more than the Steelers.

    @stillmotion said:

    You are a poet, and yes, announcers will praise Lamar Jackson every move, and we will win.

    I hate the Ravens more than the Steelers.

    I do too. Thanks for the compliment. If the Browns won the SB the announcers would have us as an underdog not to hold up the Lombardi.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Bingo' Harbaugh is a blowjob. He is a loser. We will shove dog bones up his ass Sunday. I LOVE Baker for giving shit to Hue Jackson. BRAVO.................. FInally, we have swagger and are emerging as bad asses. Seriously, I hope WIlliams sens the Warth of Khan after this fucktard Lamar the Homo dude. I hope he gets fucked up. Sorry, but I do. I wish nothing good for the Ravens. Fuck them all.

    You would think with all the hand wringing about Lamar that he’s the next coming of Baker Mayfield. Putting bounties on homos?lol 

    But we got Easy Bake cooking in the Kitchen now  

    oh yaWhat was that planet on Flash Gordon series? Mongo I believe

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    You would think with all the hand wringing about Lamar that he’s the next coming of Baker Mayfield. Putting bounties on homos?lol 

    But we got Easy Bake cooking in the Kitchen now  

    oh yaWhat was that planet on Flash Gordon series? Mongo I believe

    Mongo sounds right.

    I have come to hate everyone but us. 

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    You would think with all the hand wringing about Lamar that he’s the next coming of Baker Mayfield. Putting bounties on homos?lol 

    But we got Easy Bake cooking in the Kitchen now  

    oh yaWhat was that planet on Flash Gordon series? Mongo I believe

    Mongo sounds right.

    I have come to hate everyone but us. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Mongo sounds right.

    I have come to hate everyone but us. 

  • If Mongo from 'Blazing Saddles' was given a laptop, I would imagine he'd come up with something along the lines of this. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    If Mongo from 'Blazing Saddles' was given a laptop, I would imagine he'd come up with something along the lines of this. 

    Maybe this will help too and it's available from AMAZON, no shit it really is.  😆

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  • @dutch-oven said:

    If Mongo from 'Blazing Saddles' was given a laptop, I would imagine he'd come up with something along the lines of this. 

    Maybe this will help too and it's available from AMAZON, no shit it really is.  😆

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    @mjp28 said:

    Maybe this will help too and it's available from AMAZON, no shit it really is.  😆

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    Yep, we call it Adult Language. As far as Amazon? You can buy pot smoking and processing materials through them. Whoda thunk it

  • And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

  • Let's stop the run and make Jackson have to beat us with his arm. Protect Baker and let him sling it and we win by 20.

  • And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

    @tour2ma said:

    And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

    I’m sorry if your little ears get burned. 

  • I'm quite familiar with Lamar Jackson, as I watched him torture my college team for 3 years. Underestimate him at your own peril. I'll not totally sure what his 40 time is, but I can virtually promise you that it's faster than anybody on our defense since Ward is out. The Ravens are averaging over 200 yards rushing a game since Lamar took over, and that's pretty crazy. Since he took over QB duties, the Ravens have 1300 yards rushing. The next closest team has 1000. Yo. 

    Then there is the defense. I could rattle off a bunch of stats, but I don't need to. They're nasty and they make life miserable for people. Look no further than what they did against the Bolts, a team that beat us like stepchildren. 

    But saying all that, I actually agree with you somewhat in that we ARE a good team. We're pretty solid, and that's remarkable when you consider where we were just a year ago. I also have to admit that I was COMPLETELY wrong about keeping Hue Jackson. I was so desperate for "continuity" that I had blinders on to reality. I figured having ANYBODY for 3 years was better than circling through coach after coach, system after system. Wrong. 

    I'm close to making my prediction for the game, but I have to tell ya, I'm not leaning towards us here. Playing against a team fighting for their playoff destiny at THEIR house, and against a nasty defense is a VERY tall order. What do we have going for us this time? Well, we're not the same team that actually BEAT the Ravens, and we're winners of 3 in a row. We're playing infinitely better now, but then again, so are the Ravens. It seems like their defense scores a TD all the time, and they make life difficult for everyone. 

    As always Ghoolie, I enjoyed the colorful post, and I sure hope you're right about the game. Hey, you were right about Hue Jackson, so maybe you're right about the game tomorrow, too! 

  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    You would think with all the hand wringing about Lamar that he’s the next coming of Baker Mayfield. Putting bounties on homos?lol 

    But we got Easy Bake cooking in the Kitchen now  

    oh yaWhat was that planet on Flash Gordon series? Mongo I believe

    Mongo sounds right.

    I have come to hate everyone but us. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Mongo sounds right.

    I have come to hate everyone but us. 

    I don’t hate anyone. But I know quite a few Amish Browns fans that are better informed about the team than many of the posters on here. 

  • And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

    @tour2ma said:

    And adult language should be left to adults... 

    Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

    Some are just "fools", I guess. 

  • @tour2ma said:

    And adult language should be left to adults... 

    Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

    Some are just "fools", I guess. 

    @dutch-oven said:

    Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

    Some are just "fools", I guess. 

    It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

    Some are just "fools", I guess. 

    It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

    @texasag1969 said:

    It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

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  • And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

    @tour2ma said:

    And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

    I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

    I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

    Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

    Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

    We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

    3 interceptions and benched.

    Fuck This piece of garbage.

  • @tour2ma said:

    And adult language should be left to adults...

    Tarkenton was not a running QB. He averaged fewer than 3 carries per game over his 18 year career. He was a scrambling QB... big difference... and was so out of necessity.

    Jackson is a young, healthy, running QB. At present he is dangerous and averaging close to 17 carries per game over his six starts. Should his head for the game develop before it gets knocked off, then he could become very dangerous. Such is the internal race all running QBs run.

    If there is a "black tarkenton" in the league then it's either Dak Prescott or Russell Wilson.

    I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

    I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

    Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

    Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

    We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

    3 interceptions and benched.

    Fuck This piece of garbage.

    @ghoolie said:

    I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

    I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

    Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

    Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

    We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

    3 interceptions and benched.

    Fuck This piece of garbage.

    You’re right dude. Lamer is just another rookie QB. We have one too.  But ours has been smoking the league like a hookah. Award after award for our rookieQB piles up for Baker and yet the skirt posters are sceeered of Lamer. Fuck him and his raisins. Ohhhh myyyyy what about that raisin D say the skirts. I’m a Browns fan. Our rookie QB gonna smoke him some raisin D. And Blake Williams and company gonna smoke them a QB. The raisins are going down in smoke permanently when their Wizard leaves and they will say of the playoffs......nevermore

  • @ghoolie said:

    I never said Tarkenton was a running QB.

    I said he was a run-first Qb, which he was. Scrambling is what? Walking?

    Let me make this lesson easier for you to understand. We will call in FEET FIRST QBs.

    Tarkenton hardly got into the pocket and he would position himself to begin running to freedom. His choke champion status was caused because he was a fun first QB.

    We face another black Tarkenton Sunday and Williams should zone blitz him to death.

    3 interceptions and benched.

    Fuck This piece of garbage.

    You’re right dude. Lamer is just another rookie QB. We have one too.  But ours has been smoking the league like a hookah. Award after award for our rookieQB piles up for Baker and yet the skirt posters are sceeered of Lamer. Fuck him and his raisins. Ohhhh myyyyy what about that raisin D say the skirts. I’m a Browns fan. Our rookie QB gonna smoke him some raisin D. And Blake Williams and company gonna smoke them a QB. The raisins are going down in smoke permanently when their Wizard leaves and they will say of the playoffs......nevermore

    @flyingfooldoug said:

    You’re right dude. Lamer is just another rookie QB. We have one too.  But ours has been smoking the league like a hookah. Award after award for our rookieQB piles up for Baker and yet the skirt posters are sceeered of Lamer. Fuck him and his raisins. Ohhhh myyyyy what about that raisin D say the skirts. I’m a Browns fan. Our rookie QB gonna smoke him some raisin D. And Blake Williams and company gonna smoke them a QB. The raisins are going down in smoke permanently when their Wizard leaves and they will say of the playoffs......nevermore

    Great post. My sentiments exactly. It isn't just the talking heads who pissed me off, it is some of the sissies on this board who were sucking Texan penis after we lost. These faggots went on and on about how unbeatable these guys were and how great their D, and QB was. The truth is that the Browns shut them down in the second half. Had Baker not had a brain fart 1st half, and a few dumb kicks, the Browns would be playing for the division championship tomorrow, maybe even resting the starters. If we play the Texans 10 times, we would give them the red ass at least 9 of those times, possibly sweeping them all 10. 

    The Browns will urinate on Blow-two-more tomorrow.

    And we better be careful, some of those faggots don't like swear words. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Nothing beats 60 year old guys acting like they are 12. 

    Some are just "fools", I guess. 

    It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

    @texasag1969 said:

    It's a lot more fun when they reach 70. Then we argue over which damn kids should stay off our lawns. We usually settle on the 60 y.o. kids.?

    And (remind you of anyone)?

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  • @flyingfooldoug said:

    You’re right dude. Lamer is just another rookie QB. We have one too.  But ours has been smoking the league like a hookah. Award after award for our rookieQB piles up for Baker and yet the skirt posters are sceeered of Lamer. Fuck him and his raisins. Ohhhh myyyyy what about that raisin D say the skirts. I’m a Browns fan. Our rookie QB gonna smoke him some raisin D. And Blake Williams and company gonna smoke them a QB. The raisins are going down in smoke permanently when their Wizard leaves and they will say of the playoffs......nevermore

    Great post. My sentiments exactly. It isn't just the talking heads who pissed me off, it is some of the sissies on this board who were sucking Texan penis after we lost. These faggots went on and on about how unbeatable these guys were and how great their D, and QB was. The truth is that the Browns shut them down in the second half. Had Baker not had a brain fart 1st half, and a few dumb kicks, the Browns would be playing for the division championship tomorrow, maybe even resting the starters. If we play the Texans 10 times, we would give them the red ass at least 9 of those times, possibly sweeping them all 10. 

    The Browns will urinate on Blow-two-more tomorrow.

    And we better be careful, some of those faggots don't like swear words. 

    @ghoolie said:

    Great post. My sentiments exactly. It isn't just the talking heads who pissed me off, it is some of the sissies on this board who were sucking Texan penis after we lost. These faggots went on and on about how unbeatable these guys were and how great their D, and QB was. The truth is that the Browns shut them down in the second half. Had Baker not had a brain fart 1st half, and a few dumb kicks, the Browns would be playing for the division championship tomorrow, maybe even resting the starters. If we play the Texans 10 times, we would give them the red ass at least 9 of those times, possibly sweeping them all 10. 

    The Browns will urinate on Blow-two-more tomorrow.

    And we better be careful, some of those faggots don't like swear words. 

    I saw that brain fart as part of his learning curve. He’s not going to be able to beat a really good team until he sees what a couple of real good nfl teams are like. The thing that really stands out to me about our young QB, he’s a very good student. Not grade wise, he has the ability to learn. Kinda the opposite of the virgin eared ones. 

  • Wow, you guys sure put an awful lot of stock in to Mayfeild. You also are making it sound if the Ravens are a bunch of bums. Jackson is one play away from being 6-0. He went toe to toe with probably two of the best teams in the AFC.....Chiefs and Chargers. The Browns will go as far as Mayfeild takes them. The Ravens will go as far as their defense will take them....big difference. The Ravens are built for this time of year. As I said in another thread the Ravens have no problem of running the ball, running out one of the best kickers in the NFL and beating you 9-3. Mayfeild? You will find out what he made of tomorrow. Remember what is on the line for the Ravens tomorrow, the division, the playoffs, their entire season. The Ravens will be ready to play tomorrow. Hate him or not Harbaugh will have his team prepared to play. They have been beat but rarely does a Ravens team get beat because they were not ready to play.