From the Book of WTF

Axe

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Seriously, wtf?

How do you rip your Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a gardening accident? Did he go for a ride on his Roto Tiller?

Westside Steve

@axe said:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/05/08/entertainment/brian-may-gardening-injury-scli-intl-gbr/index.html

Seriously, wtf?

How do you rip your Gluteus Maximus to shreds in a gardening accident? Did he go for a ride on his Roto Tiller?

And believe me I've tried...

WSS

Axe

Which begs to ask, why? ?

calfoxwc

I went on a ride on our big rototiller. I was tillin like crazy, in a hurry to finish the giant garden before it rained.... and hit a rock. It was liked getting bucked off that pony out in a field of ponies, flying through air and landing in dirt, (the pony wasn't broke - I was a suburban dummy). That rototiller - big engine, all reved up, kicked sideways like a mule. Hadn't expected, held onto the handlebars well, but that didn't keep my feet on the ground.

So, I think it was an accident he had. It tipped over and he fell butt first onto the tines.

My professional gardener opinion.