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  • Looks like you took a page from Jeff Foxworthy's play book.

    On a different note respecting the one item you had in there where Steeler fan thinks Dom Perignon was a Mafia Don:

    True story: I was looking I believe just yesterday in the Beacon Journal where they had the "Police Blotter". They break the police reports down by city. The big crime that was reported for Hudson: "Someone broke into a car and stole a bottle of Dom Perignon plus other bottles of wine with a value of $1200.00."

    Poor Hudsonites. Now you know why they are not like the rest of us.

  • bigger gay ben

    i've won first and second place

    guns don't kill kids-pitt bulls do.

  • This is not a joke but still funny. A steelers fan came into my place of employment the other day and ordered food. He later tipped me $.50 and said "that's for being a browns fan." I was pissed. He came into work today again and I spit in his drink. His wife tipped me $5 today. I laughed to myself.

    Not a joke really, but honest to god truth.

    call me an asshole, I don't care...it was worth it

    "The purpose of the military is to kill people and break things " - mike huckabee

  • FREAKofSTEEL08 said:

    Yep...You an azzzzhole. Its Football you dont SPIT in someones food you classless moron. SIck Sick Sick...you need to Visit "Bubba" down in County Lockup for a few weeks.

    Dude just stiffed him like a true classless Steeler fook. Besides, they're used to swapping spit.

    Is a pig's ass pork?

  • i had to stay in a downtown Pittsburgh hotel last year. i called down the the front desk and told them that i have a leak in my sink. The clerk said "Go ahead."

  • "MOM! your blockin the TV!! 🥷

    steelersfans.jpg

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • Steelers Chuck and Kordell Stewart were walking down the street. They saw a dog licking its balls. Steelers Chuck said "wow, I wish I could do that!" Kordell said.. Be careful, you might want to pet him first... ahhh ha hah ha

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    I did this a time or two on the old AOL boards. It is time for the Steeler fan joke contest.

    Now be clear, we have to acknowledge that the Pittsburgh Steelers organization is a well run, well coached successful operation. So this joke contest does not apply to the team. However, we all also realize that the Steeler fan base is one of the most ignorant on the planet, bordering on trogloditism. Thus, all jokes must be on their fans, not on the team.

    (e.g. not the time for Big Gay Ben jokes)

    I think we should leave the contest open for about a week before declaring the winner, who will get some kind of prize.

    (but I assure you it will not be an all expenses paid trip to Pittsburgh.)

    I am looking for a couple of volunteers to be judges. Perhaps some of our long time board denizens, unless you really want to be a participant, thus do not volunteer as a judge. I will be one judge.

    In theory, the jokes should be "clean", though I will leave that up to the board's censors. The jokes can be as lame or as creative as you wish: e.g.: How many Steeler fans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they haven't installed electric lights in any part of Allegheny County yet! Ba dum bump. (You see why I won't be a contestant)

    Also, any Steeler fan bozo that thinks they can turn this into a Browns fan joke session will learn that their post will be deleted or appropriately edited to convert it a Steeler fan joke.

    (Besides, we all know that there is no way that Steeler fan can really be witty enough....though they are welcome to post a self depracating joke.)

    Let the fun begin!

    @the-gipper said:

    I did this a time or two on the old AOL boards. It is time for the Steeler fan joke contest.

    Let the fun begin!

    In a car full of Steeler fans - who's doing the driving?

    The Cop

    What do you call 2 Gay Steeler fans?

    Kevin FitzPatrick and Patrick FitsKevin

    What do you call a Steeler Sports bar with no seats?

    A fruit stand

    How do Steeler fans celebrate Halloween?

    Dey Pump-kin

    What's the difference between a Worthlessberger date and a rooster?

    One says cock-a-doodle-do and the other says any-cock-will-do

    What does a Worthlessberger date & Peanut Butter have in common?

    They both spread for bread

    What does a Worthlessberger date and a hockey rink have in common?

    Neither get cleaned between periods

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"

  • A Browns fan and a Steelers fan are in the bathroom at the urinals during the game.

    After relieving himself, the Steelers fan starts washing his hands. Meanwhile, the Browns fan finishes and just walks past the sinks toward the door.

    The Steelers fan looks up in disgust and says "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you go the bathroom?"

    "No, my parents taught me to not piss on my hands," replied the Browns fan.

    "I like to quote myself." -Me
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  • A pittspuke lawyer runs a stop sign while wearing a puker jersey and gets pulled over by a Cleveland cop. He thinks that he is smarter

    than the cop because he is a lawyer from pissberg and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Cleveland. He decides to

    prove this to himself and have some fun at the Cleveland cop's expense.

    The cop says," License and registration, please."

    "What for?" says the lawyer.

    The cop says, "You didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

    Then the puker lawyer says, "I slowed down, and no one was coming."

    "You still didn't come to a complete stop, Says the cop. License and registration, please."

    The lawyer says, "What's the difference?"

    "The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and registration, please!" the cop says.

    Lawyer says, "If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and registration; and you give

    me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket."

    "That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir," the cop says.

    At this point, the cop takes out his billy club and starts beating the ever-loving shit out of the lawyer and says, "Do you want me to

    stop......or just slow down?"

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    A Browns fan and a Steelers fan are in the bathroom at the urinals during the game.

    After relieving himself, the Steelers fan starts washing his hands. Meanwhile, the Browns fan finishes and just walks past the sinks toward the door.

    The Steelers fan looks up in disgust and says "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you go the bathroom?"

    "No, my parents taught me to not piss on my hands," replied the Browns fan.

    @timugen said:

    A Browns fan and a Steelers fan are in the bathroom at the urinals during the game.

    After relieving himself, the Steelers fan starts washing his hands. Meanwhile, the Browns fan finishes and just walks past the sinks toward the door.

    The Steelers fan looks up in disgust and says "Didn't your mother teach you to wash your hands after you go the bathroom?"

    "No, my parents taught me to not piss on my hands," replied the Browns fan.

    OK, this is the last joke that came in before Midnight last night. Brownshirt's joke will start a new 24 hour cycle.

    For the first day we have these legitimate entries:

    Hiwaygal. Priest hitting Steeler fan with car door.

    RoethlisbergerFU: Steeler hat over vagina (why would you waste a perfectly good vagina doing that?)

    Dan in Florida: "Redneck joke adaptations to Steeler fans"

    Roach: Leak in the sink of Pee-town hotel. (why do you think it is called Peetown?)

    SezEJ: Steeler fan licking dog's balls

    Flugel: various putdowns. A couple might be disqualified because they refer to a player. But, I will let the rest pass.

    Timugen: "We don't piss on our hands".

    We have myself and Kosar for President as the judges so far. Though we should have at least a third to break any ties. Hiwaygal submitted an entry so she can't be a judge.

    In fact, my vote for first place for Day 1 goes to Hiwaygal. And I give Roach 2d place.

    Kosar for Prez can weigh in. I will see if we have one more volunteer judge.

    If you have submitted an entry for Day 1, feel free to try again for Day 2.

    Carry on.

  • @jadbf said:

    Not sure I'd qualify as a judge. But I do accept bribes. 😆

    I'd agree. Highway definitely won day 1. and Roach was 2nd.

    OK then, we have our third judge. And apparently we think alike.

  • A world renowned mathematician is a huge Browns' football fan.

    One day he goes to the doctor and says, "Doc I love football. I can watch

    football every day 24 hours a day but I have a problem. Every time I am at

    a game all I can think about is these complex math theories like what is the

    relative speed on the ball when the QB throws it at a certain angle, or what

    resistence occurs on a punt or what wind speed and cold---well you get the idea.

    It is ruining the game for me. I can't even carry on a conversation about football

    without bringing in some absurd theories. I drive my wife crazy. I'd do anything

    just to enjoy football like a normal person. Can you do anything for me??? "

    The doctor say " Obviously I know you have won awards around the world but your problem

    is is that you are just too smart. The only solution to this is to remove a small part of

    your brain".

    The patient agrees and has the surgery. After the surgery the doctor comes and

    says to his wife " I'm sorry but their was a big mistake during surgery and we removed

    almost all of your husband's brain by mistake. He has been reduced to a blithering moron."

    The wife carries on and says" Take me to him. I must speak to him." She goes into the

    recovery room and shakes her husband saying "Speak to me. Just say anyhting. I know you

    have been reduced to a moronic state but please, PLEASE, say something"

    The husband shakes, opens his eyes and says................................................................

    HERE WE GO STEELERS, HERE WE GO!

  • A Steelers Fan walks into a bar and sits down next to a Browns fan with a dog at his feet

    Orders a Iron City and looks at the Browns fan and ask

    "Does yinz dog bite?"

    No says the Browns fan

    About half way through his IC the dog jumps up and bites the Steeler fans leg

    "HEY" yinz said yinz dog didn't bite!

    The Browns fan looked a the pathetic puker and said

    "That's not my dog"

  • OK, for Day 2 of the contest there was only 1 entry, Brownshirt's "difference between stopping and slowing down"

    So, I guess he takes that day

    For Day 3 we have:

    DaRubes: brain surgery on mathematician

    BrownB499: "not my dog" biting "puker" fan

    I gotta tell ya, the "not my dog" joke is the one that made me laugh.

    So my vote for Day 3 goes to Brown B499

    Like I said guys, you can submit a new entry every day even if you had posted one a previous day. There is absolutely no harm in piling it on the Steeler fans.

  • Biggest gay ben

    Now thats a trifecta

    guns don't kill kids-pitt bulls do.

  • @jadbf said:

    I thought Browns shirt was to be counted on this day?

    I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.

    Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker

    fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of

    sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG

    will."

    Not from Dad.....................

    How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.

    How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.

    How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.

    What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!

    Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?

    So they can park in a Handicaped spot!

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  • @jadbf said:

    I thought Browns shirt was to be counted on this day?

    I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.

    I was looking at each day like this: Day 1 ended at 11:59 Aug. 17. Day 2 entries were between midnight and 11:59 pm on Aug. 18 (which was when Browns shirts was posted). Day 3 between midnight and 11:59 pm on Aug. 19 (when Rubes and B499 posted). This "morning" at midnight started Day 4 and goes to 11:59 pm tonight. Sound OK?

  • B Brownshirt

    @jadbf said:

    I thought Browns shirt was to be counted on this day?

    I might vote for his over B499. if not then B499 gets my vote also.

    Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker

    fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of

    sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG

    will."

    Not from Dad.....................

    How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.

    How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.

    How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.

    What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!

    Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?

    So they can park in a Handicaped spot!

    @brownshirt said:

    Hey guys I don't care about competition, you can take me off the list for that. Anybody that has anything bad to say about the slime puker

    fans that post on Your Browns board are WINNERS in my book. And if our football team sucks, it won't be forever! My dad had alot of

    sayings from Kentucky that I don't often quote but " the sun don't shine on one DAWGS ass all the time, if the sun don't move the DAWG

    will."

    Not from Dad.....................

    How do you starve a puker fan? Hide their food stamps under their work boots.

    How do puker fans get Swine Flu? From licking food stamps.

    How come puker, rat birds and bungle fans don't intermarry? Nobody wants kids that are to lazy to STEEL.

    What's the difference between a puker females vagina and a bowling ball? You could eat a bowling ball if you had too!!

    Why do stooler players leave their Wonderlic scores on their dashboards?

    So they can park in a Handicaped spot!

    Well, we'll keep you in the competition if that's OK. After all, even if you don't win, we still need this wisdom.

  • A Steeler fan is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.

    "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."

    When the Steeler fan returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds.

    "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"

    The Steeler fan nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.

    "No, from skipping," replied the Steeler fan.

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