Who Would You Be ?

Westside Steve

Well just at the outset I don't suppose I'll pick one who is deceased, but that's just me. Maybe Adam Vinatieri? Plenty of money plenty of fame nobody is allowed to hit you... Can i play for the Browns too?

WSS

StinkHole

@londonbrown said:
What is the 5th major sport in this situation.....

It cant be race car driving. It's certainly a sport but race car drivers are not athletes....he said "athlete".

I would be Tom Brady.

I'd be at home with his wife on the first day of the season.

The Cysko Kid

I'd be jordan. Because I would spend so much money in one week. So much money.

Zombo

There are 5 major sports? In what country?

Z

LondonBrown

Just the three in the UK, Football, Cricket and Rugby (albeit two versions of the game).

Zombo

I would be Otto Graham by the way. Pro Football in the 50s would be awesome.Being the QB of the greatest team in the sport and playing a championship game every year of your career ... C'mon.

Z

ballpeen

Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

calfoxwc

I'd be Leroy Kelly, GREAT rb and far, far, FAR greater role model than Jimmy Brown.

Actually, a pogo stick would be a greater role model than Jimmy Brown.....

cvcanedy

Fred Couples. Easy.

cvcanedy

Zombo said:

I would be Otto Graham by the way. Pro Football in the 50s would be awesome.Being the QB of the greatest team in the sport and playing a championship game every year of your career ... C'mon.

Z

Yeah but he made so little money. I know that's not the most important thing, obviously, but it stops me from wanting to be anyone pre 2000 basically.

The Gipper

@gumby73 said:
You get one week to be 1 athlete of the 5 Major Sports ( No WWE is Not, sorry) Active, Retired or Deceased. Who would You Be?? Of Course I Would Be Gronk, Plays like a Champ and Can Have Fun With It Also

There are only 4 major spectator sports....unless you are including golf or auto racing. Volleyball, Lacrosse, soccer, have not crossed the threshold into being major yet.

The Gipper

@londonbrown said:
Just the three in the UK, Football, Cricket and Rugby (albeit two versions of the game).

What about Ireland? Hurley, Snooker, and Dwarf tossing?

The Gipper

Sexploits: 20,000 slam dunks

Wilt Chamberlain’s 1991 autobiography, A View from Above, goes some way to revealing
the extent of the basketball star’s sex drive. A cool 20,000 women shared Chamberlain’s
(extra long) bed at one time or another. As Seymour Goldberg puts it: “Some people collect
stamps; Wilt collected women.”

If Chamberlain did indeed bed that many lucky ladies, he certainly had the tool for the job.
Friends of the man asserted that he possessed an 11 inch member that would sometimes
pop out of his shorts during games.

Acknowledged as one of the greatest players in the history of the sport (he once scored 100
points in a single game), Chamberlain defended his astounding sexual statistics, saying that
he never bedded a married woman, and added: “I was just doing what was natural—chasing
good-looking ladies, whoever they were and wherever they were available”

Chamberlain died of congestive heart failure on October 12, 1999 in California.

Browns149

I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

The Gipper

@browns149 said:
I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

Browns149

@the-gipper said:
Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

The Gipper

@browns149 said:
Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

Browns149

@the-gipper said:
Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

Yeah, Glenn Close, should be seen from far far away.

gumby73

Just for shits and giggles The 5 Major sports are suppose to be NFL,MLB,NBA,NHL and PGA.. But again we disagree and that's The Fun American Way... Has MMA now surpassed Boxing, see no Tyson, ALI want a Be's??

gumby73

@ballpeen said:
Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

Thank You for my Laugh of the Day Nice Ta-Ta's..