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  • Sexploits: 20,000 slam dunks

    Wilt Chamberlain’s 1991 autobiography, A View from Above, goes some way to revealing
    the extent of the basketball star’s sex drive. A cool 20,000 women shared Chamberlain’s
    (extra long) bed at one time or another. As Seymour Goldberg puts it: “Some people collect
    stamps; Wilt collected women.”

    If Chamberlain did indeed bed that many lucky ladies, he certainly had the tool for the job.
    Friends of the man asserted that he possessed an 11 inch member that would sometimes
    pop out of his shorts during games.

    Acknowledged as one of the greatest players in the history of the sport (he once scored 100
    points in a single game), Chamberlain defended his astounding sexual statistics, saying that
    he never bedded a married woman, and added: “I was just doing what was natural—chasing
    good-looking ladies, whoever they were and wherever they were available”

    Chamberlain died of congestive heart failure on October 12, 1999 in California.

  • I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • Browns149B Browns149

    I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    @browns149 said:

    I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @browns149 said:

    I'd be Jack Nicklaus. Greatest ever, at my favorite sport to play

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

    @the-gipper said:

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."
  • Browns149B Browns149

    @the-gipper said:

    Roy Hobbs. The best there ever was, the best there ever will be. And in a fictional world I can believe its true.

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    @browns149 said:

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @browns149 said:

    Except he kept bleeding from his side. That's a downer for me

    Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

    @the-gipper said:

    Yea, and "having" Glenn Close isn't all that. Barbara Hershey would have been a better "get"....if not for the whole,you know bullet in the gut thing.

    Yeah, Glenn Close, should be seen from far far away.

    "And they don't really know even what they're talkin' about And I can't imagine what empty heads can achieve."

  • Just for shits and giggles The 5 Major sports are suppose to be NFL,MLB,NBA,NHL and PGA.. But again we disagree and that's The Fun American Way... Has MMA now surpassed Boxing, see no Tyson, ALI want a Be's??

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  • ballpeenB ballpeen

    Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

    @ballpeen said:

    Gabriela Sabatini. I'd just stay at home and play with my boobs.

    Thank You for my Laugh of the Day 😁 Nice Ta-Ta's..

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  • Arnold Palmer, the guy who lifted PGA golf to it's major status. Watching him is what got me playing that great game.

    Mike

    IN DORSEY I TRUST
  • T TexasAg1969

    It would have to be Mayweather who can run around with a one armed opponent for a few rounds in one damn sorry exhibition fight and get paid a ton by fools that still think this is a real sport.

    @texasag1969 said:

    It would have to be Mayweather who can run around with a one armed opponent for a few rounds in one damn sorry exhibition fight and get paid a ton by fools that still think this is a real sport.

    I agree, for the money he gets paid I would be Floyd. If you're saying boxers aren't real athletes though, you are completely out of your fucking mind.
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  • Agreed. We did not make the list but we can fix it. So we throw out NHL and Enter Boxing. Canada can have Hockey back and no one will care.. Ding Ding !!

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  • The secret of getting ahead is getting started. The secret of getting started is breaking your complex overwhelming tasks into small manageable tasks, and then starting on the first one. -Mark Twain- "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog." -Mark Twain-

  • Golf is not a sport, unless you want to include pool, darts, poker or Jenga to the conversation.

    I'd be Anderson Varejao so I could lay around collecting ten million dollars a year knowing full well that I'd never have to play more than 13 games a season for the rest of my shit soaked career.

    I'd count my money and laugh and laugh mumbling "there's one born every second" under my unbearable Brazilian breath.

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  • Wouldn't consider golf as an athletic sport.

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
  • The GipperT The Gipper

    @londonbrown said:

    Just the three in the UK, Football, Cricket and Rugby (albeit two versions of the game).

    What about Ireland? Hurley, Snooker, and Dwarf tossing?

    @the-gipper said:

    What about Ireland? Hurley, Snooker, and Dwarf tossing?

    Snooker is an English thing, we had all four semi finalists in the World Championship this year 🙂

    I love playing snooker, great game.

    The GipperT 1 Reply

  • Good Morning and Hail the Queen, Videos maybe required. Closest we got to playing Snooker??, is maybe playing with Hookers?? Hurley?? We got a Bobby Hurley and Hurling is a gross contest. Dwarf Tossing has got to be must see Videos.. We get curling and Olympic Sports and Cricket. Horse riding with sticks is Hockey to us with big Soccer Nets!! 😉

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  • L LondonBrown

    @the-gipper said:

    What about Ireland? Hurley, Snooker, and Dwarf tossing?

    Snooker is an English thing, we had all four semi finalists in the World Championship this year 🙂

    I love playing snooker, great game.

    @londonbrown said:

    Snooker is an English thing, we had all four semi finalists in the World Championship this year 🙂

    I love playing snooker, great game.

    Well, when I was in Ireland I saw a bit of sports on TV and heard some talk on radio.....and the discussion was pretty much exclusive to futbol and snooker. (This was spring...perhaps hurley is more summer/fall?). So snooker seemed big to me give the coverage it was being given.

    Here is a video on the rules.....a variation on pool. Snooker is not big over here.

  • I would bet then that it was the time around the world championships which are held in March/April

  • L LondonBrown

    I would bet then that it was the time around the world championships which are held in March/April

    @londonbrown said:

    I would bet then that it was the time around the world championships which are held in March/April

    Late April was possible, though I think it was May.

  • ComeonmanC Comeonman

    @texasag1969 said:

    It would have to be Mayweather who can run around with a one armed opponent for a few rounds in one damn sorry exhibition fight and get paid a ton by fools that still think this is a real sport.

    I agree, for the money he gets paid I would be Floyd. If you're saying boxers aren't real athletes though, you are completely out of your fucking mind.

    @comeonman said:

    I agree, for the money he gets paid I would be Floyd. If you're saying boxers aren't real athletes though, you are completely out of your fucking mind.

    No I'm saying it's a screwed up game designed to make maximum money for all. Why did this fight take so long to happen? Both too busy making money beating up lesser boxers. Fight game is just corrupt is all I'm saying.

    The GipperT F 2 Replies
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