The making fun of dumb threads thread
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okay, here's a list of all the Browns players now:
PLAYER ROSTERActive# NAME POS. HT. WT. AGE EXP. COLLEGE 54
Alexander, Dominique LB 6-0 235 21 R Oklahoma 78
Bailey, Alvin OL 6-3 320 24 4 Arkansas 40
Baker, Sean DB 6-0 209 27 2 Ball State 82
Barnidge, Gary TE 6-6 250 30 9 Louisville 88
Bibbs, E.J. TE 6-2 258 24 2 Iowa State 75
Bitonio, Joel OL 6-4 305 24 3 Nevada 68
Boffeli, Conor OL 6-4 304 24 1 Iowa 61
Bowie, Michael OL 6-5 320 24 4 Northeastern State (Okla.) 95
Bryant, Armonty LB 6-4 265 26 4 East Central (OK) University 92
Bryant, Desmond DL 6-6 310 30 8 Harvard 31
Caldwell, Trey DB 5-9 186 22 R Louisiana-Monroe 30
Campbell, Ibraheim SS 5-11 208 24 2 Northwestern 59
Carder, Tank LB 6-2 235 27 5 Texas Christian 19
Coleman, Corey WR 5-11 190 21 R Baylor 72
Coleman, Shon OL 6-6 313 24 R Auburn 6
Coons, Travis K 6-1 200 24 2 Washington 96
Cooper, Xavier DT 6-4 300 24 2 Washington State 34
Crowell, Isaiah RB 5-11 225 23 3 Alabama State 7
Davis, Austin QB 6-2 221 27 5 Southern Mississippi 56
Davis, Demario LB 6-2 248 27 5 Arkansas State 26
Desir, Pierre DB 6-2 206 25 3 Lindenwood 87
DeValve, Seth TE 6-4 245 23 R Princeton 66
Drango, Spencer OL 6-6 320 23 R Baylor 74
Erving, Cameron OG 6-5 313 23 2 Florida State 49
Everette, Mikell DB 5-10 185 23 R Sam Houston State 79
France, Dan OL 6-5 315 25 1 Michigan State 18
Gabriel, Taylor WR 5-8 167 25 3 Abilene Christian 43
Gaines, Charles DB 5-10 180 23 2 Louisville 62
Gerhart, Garth OL 6-1 310 27 2 Arizona State 21
Gilbert, Justin DB 6-0 202 24 3 Oklahoma State 77
Greco, John OL 6-4 318 31 9 Toledo 10
Griffin III, Robert QB 6-2 222 26 5 Baylor 23
Haden, Joe DB 5-11 195 27 7 Florida 85
Hall, Rannell WR 6-1 200 24 1 Central Florida 89
Hamlett, Connor TE 6-7 266 24 1 Oregon State 16
Hawkins, Andrew WR 5-7 180 30 6 Toledo 81
Higgins, Rashard WR 6-2 190 21 R Colorado State 49
Holtz, J.P. TE 6-3 240 22 R Pittsburgh 41
Howard, Tracy DB 5-10 180 22 R Miami 93
Hughes III, John DL 6-2 320 27 5 Cincinnati 47
Hughlett, Charley LS 6-4 248 26 2 Central Florida 91
Jeffcoat, Jackson LB 6-3 253 25 3 Texas 10
Jennings, Darius WR 5-10 169 24 1 Virginia 29
Johnson Jr., Duke RB 5-9 210 22 2 Miami (Fla.) 57
Johnson, Cam DE 6-3 260 26 3 Virginia 65
Johnson, Kaleb OG 6-4 316 23 1 Rutgers 42
Johnson, Malcolm FB 6-1 231 23 2 Mississippi State 35
Jones, Don DB 5-11 205 26 4 Arkansas State 5
Kessler, Cody QB 6-1 224 23 R USC 30
Kindred, Derrick DB 5-10 207 22 R Texas Christian 58
Kirksey, Christian LB 6-2 235 23 3 Iowa 99
Kruger, Paul LB 6-4 270 30 8 Utah 69
Ladson, Erle OL 6-6 346 24 1 Delaware 70
Lawrence-Stample, Nile DL 6-1 320 23 R Florida State 8
Lee, Andy P 6-1 185 33 13 Pittsburgh 80
Louis, Ricardo WR 6-1 214 22 R Auburn 60
Matthews, Mike OL 6-2 300 22 R Texas A&M 13
McCown, Josh QB 6-4 218 36 14 Sam Houston State 98
Meder, Jamie DL 6-3 308 25 2 Ashland 51
Mingo, Barkevious LB 6-4 240 25 4 LSU 20
Moore Sr. , Rahim DB 6-1 208 26 6 UCLA 15
Moore, Marlon WR 6-0 190 28 7 Fresno State 25
Mostert, Raheem RB 5-10 195 24 2 Purdue 2
Murray, Patrick K 5-7 182 25 2 Fordham 90
Ogbah, Emmanuel LB 6-4 275 22 R Oklahoma State 44
Orchard, Nate OLB 6-3 255 23 2 Utah 3
Parks, Dennis WR 6-2 201 21 R Rice 67
Pasztor, Austin OL 6-7 308 25 4 Virginia 48
Patterson, Eric DB 5-9 200 22 2 Ball State 84
Payton, Jordan WR 6-1 216 22 R UCLA 33
Poyer, Jordan DB 6-0 191 25 4 Oregon State 17
Pryor, Terrelle WR 6-4 233 27 4 Ohio State 63
Rose, Kyle DL 6-4 295 23 R West Virginia 53
Schobert, Joe LB 6-1 244 22 R Wisconsin 37
Scott, Tim DB 5-11 195 23 1 North Carolina 9
Shaw, Connor QB 6-1 210 24 2 South Carolina 71
Shelton, Danny NT 6-2 339 22 2 Washington 48
Skov, Patrick FB 6-0 235 23 R Georgia Tech 39
Stamps, A.J. DB 5-11 195 22 R Kentucky 27
Taylor, Jamar DB 5-10 195 25 4 Boise State 86
Telfer, Randall TE 6-4 250 24 1 USC 73
Thomas, Joe OL 6-6 312 31 10 Wisconsin 52
Tuggle, Justin LB 6-3 249 26 4 Kansas State 38
Watson, Terrell RB 6-1 242 22 1 Azusa Pacific 36
Williams, K'Waun DB 5-9 183 24 3 Pittsburgh 22
Williams, Tramon DB 6-0 192 33 10 Louisiana Tech 28
Winston, Glenn RB 6-2 220 27 3 Northwood 50
Wright III, Scooby LB 6-0 239 21 R Arizona 97
Wynn, Dylan DL 6-2 283 23 1 Oregon State
Reserve/Suspended by Commissioner# NAME POS. HT. WT. AGE EXP. COLLEGE 12 Gordon, Josh WR 6-3 225 25 3 BaylorUnsigned Draft Pick# NAME POS. HT. WT. AGE EXP. COLLEGE 94 Nassib, Carl -
So, let "X" = (player name)
and the code would read:
OPEN playerlistnames database
X = " "
X = READ (name of first player)
STARTLOOP
"Is " + X + "over the hill?"
"Is " + X + "washed up?"
"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"
"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"
"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"
"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"
"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"
"Should we trade " + X "now?"
"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"
X + "is a fatass"
X + "is a loser"
X + "shouldn't have been drafted"
NEXT X
LOOP
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you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.
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So, let "X" = (player name)
and the code would read:
OPEN playerlistnames database
X = " "
X = READ (name of first player)
STARTLOOP
"Is " + X + "over the hill?"
"Is " + X + "washed up?"
"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"
"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"
"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"
"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"
"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"
"Should we trade " + X "now?"
"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"
X + "is a fatass"
X + "is a loser"
X + "shouldn't have been drafted"
NEXT X
LOOP
So, let "X" = (player name)
and the code would read:
OPEN playerlistnames database
X = " "
X = READ (name of first player)
STARTLOOP
"Is " + X + "over the hill?"
"Is " + X + "washed up?"
"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"
"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"
"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"
"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"
"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"
"Should we trade " + X "now?"
"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"
X + "is a fatass"
X + "is a loser"
X + "shouldn't have been drafted"
NEXT X
LOOP
Why are you putting all this on Xavier Cooper?
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So I should place my 'X gone give it to ya' thread here??
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you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.
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How about "the Browns will win X amount of games", oh wait X is the Roman numeral for 10, strike that
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for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
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for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
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for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.
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Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.
That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.
"hey this code works for now, but I'm going to clear it up a bit, make it future-proof"
*three days later*
"I just want to get it back to how it was!!!"
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"ELSEIF EOF
DISPLAY "This is the last player, do you wish to continue? If yes, press "Y", If no, push
power button on computer for three seconds and have a nice ghoolish day"
END ELSEIF
LOL
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I think we have a future blog topic generating program on our hands.
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Looking over the roster I see only 9 out of 90
left not drafted or acquired by R. Farmer? Greco, Carder & Haden were Tom Heckert 2010-12? J.Thomas was drafted by P. Savage. Is Des & Ant. Bryant, Poyer, Mingo & Kruger from Lombarti all in 2013? Am i missing anyone? Not including any 2016 acquires. -
If the X-Men really were playing for us we would win the fn Superbowl.
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