The making fun of dumb threads thread
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So, let "X" = (player name)
and the code would read:
OPEN playerlistnames database
X = " "
X = READ (name of first player)
STARTLOOP
"Is " + X + "over the hill?"
"Is " + X + "washed up?"
"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"
"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"
"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"
"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"
"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"
"Should we trade " + X "now?"
"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"
X + "is a fatass"
X + "is a loser"
X + "shouldn't have been drafted"
NEXT X
LOOP
So, let "X" = (player name)
and the code would read:
OPEN playerlistnames database
X = " "
X = READ (name of first player)
STARTLOOP
"Is " + X + "over the hill?"
"Is " + X + "washed up?"
"Is " + X + "going to make the roster?"
"Is " + X + "going to earn a starting job?"
"Is " + X + "going to adapt to new coaches?"
"Is " + X + "able to adapt to new system?"
"Is " + X + "a complete bust, even though it's freaking JUNE?"
"Should we trade " + X "now?"
"Will " + X + "stay healthy?"
X + "is a fatass"
X + "is a loser"
X + "shouldn't have been drafted"
NEXT X
LOOP
Why are you putting all this on Xavier Cooper?
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So I should place my 'X gone give it to ya' thread here??
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you're going to get a null pointer exception when you reach the end of the list and try to get the next X. you need to have some kind of check in there.
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How about "the Browns will win X amount of games", oh wait X is the Roman numeral for 10, strike that
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for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
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for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
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for (x = 1 ; x < 53 ; x ++)
Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.
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Hard coding the number of players on the roster? Not cool. Also, initialising x, or maybe a language I don't remember? Final (yes pun) - starting at 1 and going less than 53 means you only go through 52 players.
for (int x = 0; x < players.Length; x++)
{
// do cal's stuff
}
That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.
That's better. I was sleepy, lazy and drunk - the best combination when writing any sort of code.
"hey this code works for now, but I'm going to clear it up a bit, make it future-proof"
*three days later*
"I just want to get it back to how it was!!!"
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"ELSEIF EOF
DISPLAY "This is the last player, do you wish to continue? If yes, press "Y", If no, push
power button on computer for three seconds and have a nice ghoolish day"
END ELSEIF
LOL
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I think we have a future blog topic generating program on our hands.
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Looking over the roster I see only 9 out of 90
left not drafted or acquired by R. Farmer? Greco, Carder & Haden were Tom Heckert 2010-12? J.Thomas was drafted by P. Savage. Is Des & Ant. Bryant, Poyer, Mingo & Kruger from Lombarti all in 2013? Am i missing anyone? Not including any 2016 acquires. -
If the X-Men really were playing for us we would win the fn Superbowl.
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