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  • KvoetheK Kvoethe

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    Not even close to Ghoolie.

    I disagree

    Plenty of references to cocks and anal. I rate it an 8

    For a post that long it needed more shits and fucks

    @kvoethe said:

    I disagree

    Plenty of references to cocks and anal. I rate it an 8

    For a post that long it needed more shits and fucks

    I give it a 9-10 - It was simply too smart to be an authentic DickLicker post.

  • @ghoolie said:

    Also, I have been against taking Garrett all along. What point is there to imitating me with things I would never say? Makes no sense, other than to you idiots.

    Satire is lost on Ghoolie.

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  • I knew this was going to end up reminding me of when Darth Vader sliced and diced his way through that rebel ship at the end of Rouge One.

  • @ghoolie said:

    My wife? LOL. That is a classic. My wife is a babe, and trust me, way the fuck above your pay scale. She happens to think Browns fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth. So, ah....good luck with that one.

    Lol relax man, take some deep breaths.. it's a joke... have a fucking laugh once in a while and quit being so sensitive

  • You guys couldn't fuck your way out of a free brothel house full of beauties. You're too busy all shit humped over trying to suck each others dicks off your bodies. Now go run and hide some more and if you ever want advice how to land the hottie you can always ask me.

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  • R RoyceRolls

    @ghoolie said:

    Also, I have been against taking Garrett all along. What point is there to imitating me with things I would never say? Makes no sense, other than to you idiots.

    Satire is lost on Ghoolie.

    @roycerolls said:

    Satire is lost on Ghoolie.

    Nonsense... it's just that to him it's an old Michelin dangling from a rope... in the front yard...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196

  • That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!

    I welcome the only Defensive Coordinator to earn a Superbowl Ring in New Orleans while understanding Revenge of the Nerds is a sequel. "Come get some!"
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  • FlugelF Flugel

    That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!

    @flugel said:

    That Mock Draft looked like the only time there wasn't a War of the Roses divorce going on between Ghoolie's last 2 brain cells. That ain't easy so take a bow!

    Lmao!
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  • Lots of long winded posts in this thread from D'uhoolie proclaiming that this thread doesn't sound like, or bother him.....

    .... The lady doth protest too much, methinks.

  • Whats funny is that I read the OP and didnt even realize it wasnt Ghoolie......then I thought, decent looking draft....Ghoolie finally got it right.....

    Ha!

    Guess I should look closer at the names next to the posts.....

  • MudflyM Mudfly

    Whats funny is that I read the OP and didnt even realize it wasnt Ghoolie......then I thought, decent looking draft....Ghoolie finally got it right.....

    Ha!

    Guess I should look closer at the names next to the posts.....

    @mudfly said:

    Whats funny is that I read the OP and didnt even realize it wasnt Ghoolie......then I thought, decent looking draft....Ghoolie finally got it right.....

    Ha!

    Guess I should look closer at the names next to the posts.....

    LOL! So you did not notice it was a mocking mock draft?

  • @ghoolie said:

    My wife? LOL. That is a classic. My wife is a babe, and trust me, way the fuck above your pay scale. She happens to think Browns fans are the dumbest fucking people on the face of the earth. So, ah....good luck with that one.

    So what does this tell us?? You are in theory at least a Browns fan. You reference her requiring a certain level of income as well. Considering she apparently thinks you're a dumbfuck one can only draw a logical conclusion as to why she's with you and it's not your ginormous penis LOL.
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