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  • @dutch-oven said:

    I still remember Gordon practically sabotaging Hoyer by running half-assed routes.... 

    Me too.

    The only reason I could think of for him doing that, was to get Hoyer replaced with JFF.

    @canton-dawg said:

    Me too.

    The only reason I could think of for him doing that, was to get Hoyer replaced with JFF.

    More proof of Gordon's poor common sense. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    I still remember Gordon practically sabotaging Hoyer by running half-assed routes.... 

    Me too.

    The only reason I could think of for him doing that, was to get Hoyer replaced with JFF.

    @canton-dawg said:

    Me too.

    The only reason I could think of for him doing that, was to get Hoyer replaced with JFF.

    no, he was a lazy spoiled brat that thought he was like the roman empire of nfl offenses....all plays come through me. I think that attitude is long gone ofc but at the time, yeah....

  • Looking forward to tonights show

  • So we all becoming Braid Paisley fans?

  • Ducking moose walking around like he owns the place.

  • Ducking moose walking around like he owns the place.

    @lbc-mike said:

    Ducking moose walking around like he owns the place.

    I’m guessing he was the dog to be named later when they traded Swagger.

  • Baker...qb sneak...cmon...

    Ficker changed the play...lol.

  • This episode was not as good as last time.  They showed too much of the game.  Sheet all the games in preseason are televised.  Give us more about the training and players.  

    Think cujuste will make it as special teamer.

  • It was still a good production. I think they wanted to show how much the game really means to our players, even the pre-season ones.

  • It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Ferris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

  • Wonder if he pulls in pun with that car?

  • It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Ferris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

    @gumby73 said:

    It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

    It would be a smart thing to sign Dez.   To build a strong we core.  Dorsey didn't seem to have closed the door. 

  • @dutch-oven said:

    Just watched it last night...

    Nassib going all Joe Pesci in Goodfellas during his enlightening financial discussion was possibly the whitest thing I've seen in a minute. "Hey, I'm the only white guy here talking to a bunch of black guys. I guess I need to say F U C K every other word so they'll take me seriously!" 😁 

    I seriously question the long term viability of Hue and Haley working together. 

    Landry is good at catching the pigskin. 

    Hue might be a mediocre head coach, but is a good guy. But man, the guy couldn't inspire a drowning man to jump on a life boat. His speeches to the team were just bad. 

    John Dorsey is the guy everyone knows, Mr. Alpha Male who asks you a question then starts talking over you three seconds later as you try to answer it. 

    Classic stuff!  That rates right up there with the "Stiffler's Mom" reply you treated us to you sick bastard! 

    Here I was all concerned about Landry's audience in the WR Room.   For some reason, I always thought Nassib was a modern day Richie Cunningham that hit the weight room after someone kicked sand in his face in life without Fonzi. WRONG!  Now, that version of him lining up offsides twice in the Bears' game comes much more into focus. In a world of sic em, sock em and sack em - Lawrence Taylor reminded us you don't have to be the brightest apple in the orchard...

    The 2nd episode takes it to another level when OG-G Fabiano from Harvard actually questions the interest percentages Nassib was using from Little's formula.  It reminds me of the time my older brother was all buzzed and bragging he bought some land in Florida through a classified ad and my dad said "Congratulations assshole you just bought a swamp!" 

    @flugel said:

    Classic stuff!  That rates right up there with the "Stiffler's Mom" reply you treated us to you sick bastard! 

    Here I was all concerned about Landry's audience in the WR Room.   For some reason, I always thought Nassib was a modern day Richie Cunningham that hit the weight room after someone kicked sand in his face in life without Fonzi. WRONG!  Now, that version of him lining up offsides twice in the Bears' game comes much more into focus. In a world of sic em, sock em and sack em - Lawrence Taylor reminded us you don't have to be the brightest apple in the orchard...

    The 2nd episode takes it to another level when OG-G Fabiano from Harvard actually questions the interest percentages Nassib was using from Little's formula.  It reminds me of the time my older brother was all buzzed and bragging he bought some land in Florida through a classified ad and my dad said "Congratulations assshole you just bought a swamp!" 

    a) that's hilarious about your brother

    b) your dad seems absolutely awesome dude

  • @gumby73 said:

    It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

    It would be a smart thing to sign Dez.   To build a strong we core.  Dorsey didn't seem to have closed the door. 

    @lbc-mike said:

    It would be a smart thing to sign Dez.   To build a strong we core.  Dorsey didn't seem to have closed the door. 

    31 other NFL GMs apparently disagree with your opinion....   

  • It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Ferris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

    @gumby73 said:

    It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

    The valet’s response to the Ferris Bueler comment was pretty good. “We learned our lesson.”

  • @lbc-mike said:

    It would be a smart thing to sign Dez.   To build a strong we core.  Dorsey didn't seem to have closed the door. 

    31 other NFL GMs apparently disagree with your opinion....   

    @hoorta said:

    31 other NFL GMs apparently disagree with your opinion....   

    "to build a strong core"  ?

  • @gumby73 said:

    It's simple, Just rewind back to Bob Wylie. that man cracks me up 1)"I'd rather watch a plant grow than stretch"..2)Was he hearing music from Steve Miller calling him Glenn Miller? 3) "push-ups,sit-ups,jumping jacks,climb the wall & ran, won 2 world wars. none of this fancy stretching sheet" 4) 'the only time in your life your going to hear short is better than long, is in your steps" 5)Lard butt fits into a white maserati..Than tells Skippy "No Farris Bueller chit with this thing"..   AM GOOD FOR A WEEK in this episode of Rhino's & Hogs.. BTW..If Dez does not sign till after week 1..He Plays at WR League Minimum anywhere (if Dez plays at all)       

    The valet’s response to the Ferris Bueler comment was pretty good. “We learned our lesson.”

    @ibleedbrown said:

    The valet’s response to the Ferris Bueler comment was pretty good. “We learned our lesson.”

    added to my bucket list.."have bar drink with JT & Wylie".. man can dream right..no wonder JT liked Wylie in the room..could ya imagine

  • I kind of liked the fact that former Aggie "Wrecking Crew"LB Larry "Black Death" Jackson was working with Josh individually after he returned to the Browns. If he wasn't already in great shape, he will be by game 1. Jackson earned that nickname from his Aggie players when he was S&C coach there.☠️?

  • So we all becoming Braid Paisley fans?

    @kvoethe said:

    So we all becoming Braid Paisley fans?

    Why not?

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  • @hoorta said:

    31 other NFL GMs apparently disagree with your opinion....   

    "to build a strong core"  ?

    @choco said:

    "to build a strong core"  ?

    Building a strong core is fine, but with  Josh back, Callaway (assuming that they both stay out of trouble) great addition in Landry, Higgins drastically improved, the new guys looking impressive. Adding Dez to the mix is overkill IMHO. #4 on the depth chart, #3 at best.

    So why is Dez hanging around schmoozing Hue? Could it be no other team is interested in him? Let's have some realistic expectations this year. Adding Dez isn't going to magically turn the Browns into a Super Bowl contender.