The Football Gods Demand a Sarcrifice.
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@danamal said:
I cant submit,Good ,worse or total suckage,I am a Browns fan and I am used to the abuse, hey that could be a new T-shirt for the pro shop,
"taken abuse since 1964"
Cant leave, its like the car wreck you cant take your eyes off of.
Its worse than that its the car crash that happens every week like the movie groundhogs day and keeps reminding you that the expansion browns are not or never will be the real browns...i want out but have no place to go....hehehehehe
I will always be a browns fan but this is not the team i grew up watching nor is it owned by an interesting meddling fool i loved to hate instead its owned by the invisible man from new york..
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Lets sacrifice .mz the pussy. To get the best result we need to sacrifice the most intelligent Browns fan.
Lets sacrifice .mz the pussy. To get the best result we need to sacrifice the most intelligent Browns fan.
Perhaps you need to re-read the instructions, because you seem like a decent candidate..
Again...you must submit yourself (or else everyone would be submitting Lumbergh, and since he isn't even a Browns Fan the Gods will not look favorably upon his selection anyway).
You are correct about the intelligence part, however.
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Dude, no offense, but I'm too drunk to read that long post. Sounded too intense and official too.
Anyone have Cliff Notes?
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What exactly does this sacrifice involve, and will there be cake?
OK, eternal infamy, Browns success and cake.
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I believe the Gods would want the sacrificed to be thrown into the mouth of an active volcano, at least thats what I learned in history class... or maybe it was Gilligan's Island. Either way.
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Obviously mz the pussy found some good stuff to ingest in some fashion.
Here's an appropriate stand in pic for Anteater's application:
Yeah. Toss that in the volcano. Quick, before he sobers up. -
I believe the Gods would want the sacrificed to be thrown into the mouth of an active volcano, at least thats what I learned in history class... or maybe it was Gilligan's Island. Either way.
I believe the Gods would want the sacrificed to be thrown into the mouth of an active volcano, at least thats what I learned in history class...
Well......yeah. You know, I'll be playing Rip Torn's role in Beastmaster.
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Don't we also need a lock of hair from Quinn's wavy mane?
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Lets sacrifice .mz the pussy. To get the best result we need to sacrifice the most intelligent Browns fan.
Perhaps you need to re-read the instructions, because you seem like a decent candidate..
Again...you must submit yourself (or else everyone would be submitting Lumbergh, and since he isn't even a Browns Fan the Gods will not look favorably upon his selection anyway).
You are correct about the intelligence part, however.
Perhaps you need to re-read the instructions, because you seem like a decent candidate..
Again...you must submit yourself (or else everyone would be submitting Lumbergh, and since he isn't even a Browns Fan the Gods will not look favorably upon his selection anyway).
You are correct about the intelligence part, however.
Well, can we dress up like Steeler and Raven fans and see if we can draw bad karma upon those teams with an unwilling sacrifice of DA, Lums and Quinn?
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