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  • KvoetheK Kvoethe wrote on last edited by
    #17

    Weeden start the fire.......sing it with me...

  • R RoyceRolls wrote on last edited by
    #18

    Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

  • @dcfan2366 said:

    The Raiders and the Jags have 2 quarterbacks on the roster better than Wheezy.

    So do we... probably 3...

    To bad the trade deadline passed.

    Could have had JM for a 1st and 3rd...

    If you had wanted to throw in Wheezy, then two-1sts and a 3rd... 😉

    D DCFan2366 wrote on last edited by
    #19

    @tour2ma said:

    So do we... probably 3...

    To bad the trade deadline passed.

    Could have had JM for a 1st and 3rd...

    If you had wanted to throw in Wheezy, then two-1sts and a 3rd... 😉

    Umm no thanks on the JM deal. I have never been SO grateful that we passed on a draft pick than when we didn't pick him. I do not think that kid is NFL material. He is Tim Tebow without the upstanding character. You can keep JM too. After the Wheezy debacle I don't think we want to take a chance on any more players.

    @clevfan4life said:

    I only caught that the boys were losing...didn't see how well or unwell Weedon played. That bad huh? Last week he was tits though against the Skins and people were like see it's the Browns. It took one week for a defense to look at some old tape and say ah hah..that's what the skins didn't do right. So weeds was up to his old self today? I actually feel bad a bit for the kid. He's not NFL material though, it's that simple.

    Most of us (fan wise) did not think he was that great against the Skins. We were against Romo coming back because he was not even close to 50% let alone 100% and risked further injury NOT because Wheezy was actually playing well.

    The DC organization had no choice but to back him because Romo could not play today. After his disastrous performance today Romo is flying to London for the Jags game and rumor has it he will play.

    Sadly Wheezy only performs like something resembling an NFL player when the game is already lost not when it counts most. SIGH

  • Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

    miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on last edited by
    #20

    @roycerolls said:

    Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

    HAHA!!!!

    i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

  • Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by Tour2ma
    #21

    @everlastingxxx said:

    Lol NO! I couldn't get the back handed passes out of my head.

    LMAO... you're not as dumb as you look... 😉

    Now Wheezy on the other hand...

  • @bbedward said:

    You guys didn't take him from us, you picked him amongst a pool that had many other options 😄

    We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by
    #22

    @dcfan2366 said:

    We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

    @everlastingxxx said:

    Shame on me. Before the season started I knew how horrible this player was. Hence why I wanted the Cowboys to darft Manziel. Weedon did show something last week and that gave me hope. After today's game I would send him packing ASAP. It was horrible on all levels. The offense was lifeless and without hope. Amazing that he couldn't complete a single pass to a wr until 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter. Inaccurate and he has a slow release. Id rather see Ebola in Dallas than this guy.

    Sad to say- we warned you. Cannon arm, not too bright.

  • @bbedward said:

    You guys didn't take him from us, you picked him amongst a pool that had many other options 😄

    We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

    slimdawgS slimdawg wrote on last edited by
    #23

    @dcfan2366 said:

    We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

    Lol I'm pretty sure that the woods would kick your ass and bury you if you tried that! Dont want no part of that shit....

  • November 2, 2014

    Cleveland Browns

    100 Alfred Lerner Way

    Cleveland, OH 44114

    Dear Cleveland Browns:

    We are contacting you at this time about making arrangements for the return of Brandon Weeden.

    Since acquisition the player has failed to meet even minimum standards of play and suffers from continuous under performance, red zone blunders, and appears to have a previously undisclosed case of cranial rectal inversion.

    Being the upstanding organization that the Browns are we know you will do the right thing and make swift arrangements to retrieve him from a Greyhound station near you soon.

    Sincerely,

    The Dallas Cowboys

    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #24

    @dcfan2366 said:

    November 2, 2014

    Cleveland Browns

    100 Alfred Lerner Way

    Cleveland, OH 44114

    Dear Cleveland Browns:

    We are contacting you at this time about making arrangements for the return of Brandon Weeden.

    Since acquisition the player has failed to meet even minimum standards of play and suffers from continuous under performance, red zone blunders, and appears to have a previously undisclosed case of cranial rectal inversion.

    Being the upstanding organization that the Browns are we know you will do the right thing and make swift arrangements to retrieve him from a Greyhound station near you soon.

    Sincerely,

    The Dallas Cowboys

    Stupid post.

  • @roycerolls said:

    Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

    HAHA!!!!

    i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

    DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by
    #25

    @miktoxic said:

    HAHA!!!!

    i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

    BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

  • LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??

    Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...

    LOL... enjoy

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
    #26

    @thenew23 said:

    LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??

    Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...

    LOL... enjoy

    Yep, this one's on Jerry.

    Enjoy.

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  • @miktoxic said:

    HAHA!!!!

    i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

    BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

    P Pumpkin Eater wrote on last edited by
    #27

    @diehardbrownsfan said:

    BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

    He was probably tasting the jizz of the guy she fucked the night before.

  • @thenew23 said:

    LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??

    Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...

    LOL... enjoy

    Yep, this one's on Jerry.

    Enjoy.

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    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by
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    Zombo said:

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    Ahhhh... vintage gif...

    Just stuck me that had he completed that, Wheezy might hold the record for longest completed backhand...

  • @thenew23 said:

    LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??

    Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...

    LOL... enjoy

    Yep, this one's on Jerry.

    Enjoy.

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    bbedwardB bbedward wrote on last edited by
    #29

    Zombo said:

    Yep, this one's on Jerry.

    Enjoy.

    (Weeden gif)

    We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

    Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

    Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform 😛

  • nickersN nickers wrote on last edited by
    #30

    Wheezy is who we thought he was.. He blows.

  • Zombo said:

    Yep, this one's on Jerry.

    Enjoy.

    (Weeden gif)

    We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

    Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

    Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform 😛

    Z Zombo wrote on last edited by
    #31

    @bbedward said:

    We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

    Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

    Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform 😛

    Yeah, it was first and ten at the Lions 44 in a one possession game with plenty of time left.

    Worst pass ever, and it's not even close.

    Zombo

  • @bbedward said:

    You guys didn't take him from us, you picked him amongst a pool that had many other options 😄

    We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #32

    @dcfan2366 said:

    We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

    We will take him if you agree to pick up Brady Quinn to start for you.

  • @roycerolls said:

    Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

    HAHA!!!!

    i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by
    #33

    @miktoxic said:

    HAHA!!!!

    i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

    That is because you probably have been dipping your head into the vat of battery acid too much lately

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  • Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

    Erie DawgE Erie Dawg wrote on last edited by
    #34

    @roycerolls said:

    Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

    Shit that's funny, especially diehards avatar.
  • gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by
    #35

    OP - get in line, there's a team in Indy that wants their first round pick back.

  • Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by
    #36

    He's awesome. You're lucky to have him. Y'all better home Romo's back heals pretty damn quick, I'm not sure you guys can beat Jacksonville with that dumb hick playing QB for you in London.