Dear Cleveland Browns

[miktoxic]

@roycerolls said:

Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

HAHA!!!!

i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

[Tour2ma]

@everlastingxxx said:

Lol NO! I couldn't get the back handed passes out of my head.

LMAO... you're not as dumb as you look...

Now Wheezy on the other hand...

[hoorta]

@dcfan2366 said:

We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

@everlastingxxx said:

Shame on me. Before the season started I knew how horrible this player was. Hence why I wanted the Cowboys to darft Manziel. Weedon did show something last week and that gave me hope. After today's game I would send him packing ASAP. It was horrible on all levels. The offense was lifeless and without hope. Amazing that he couldn't complete a single pass to a wr until 2 minutes left in the 4th quarter. Inaccurate and he has a slow release. Id rather see Ebola in Dallas than this guy.

Sad to say- we warned you. Cannon arm, not too bright.

[slimdawg]

@dcfan2366 said:

We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

Lol I'm pretty sure that the woods would kick your ass and bury you if you tried that! Dont want no part of that shit....

[DieHardBrownsFan]

@dcfan2366 said:

November 2, 2014

Cleveland Browns

100 Alfred Lerner Way

Cleveland, OH 44114

Dear Cleveland Browns:

We are contacting you at this time about making arrangements for the return of Brandon Weeden.

Since acquisition the player has failed to meet even minimum standards of play and suffers from continuous under performance, red zone blunders, and appears to have a previously undisclosed case of cranial rectal inversion.

Being the upstanding organization that the Browns are we know you will do the right thing and make swift arrangements to retrieve him from a Greyhound station near you soon.

Sincerely,

The Dallas Cowboys

Stupid post.

[DieHardBrownsFan]

@miktoxic said:

HAHA!!!!

i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

[Zombo]

@thenew23 said:

LOL... I remember when you guys said he looked "great" during preseason... what's wrong??

Are you really surprised? You picked up the guy the "Browns" didn't want anywhere near their building after drafting him 2 years earlier, and him sucking is surprising? The guy we benched for Jason Campbell... The guy who threw not one but two underhand INTs last season...

LOL... enjoy

Yep, this one's on Jerry.

Enjoy.

[Pumpkin Eater]

@diehardbrownsfan said:

BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

He was probably tasting the jizz of the guy she fucked the night before.

[Tour2ma]

Zombo said:

Ahhhh... vintage gif...

Just stuck me that had he completed that, Wheezy might hold the record for longest completed backhand...

[bbedward]

Zombo said:

Yep, this one's on Jerry.

Enjoy.

(Weeden gif)

We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform

[nickers]

Wheezy is who we thought he was.. He blows.

[Zombo]

@bbedward said:

We were in such a good position there! There was absolutely no need for desperation wasn't it first down?

Then he becomes twitter and not top 10 famous and does it the very next week!

Good riddance, no issues watching him do that in a cowboys uniform

Yeah, it was first and ten at the Lions 44 in a one possession game with plenty of time left.

Worst pass ever, and it's not even close.

Zombo

[The Gipper]

@dcfan2366 said:

We still want to return him. If you won't take him back we have no choice but to drive him out into the woods somewhere and drop him off.

We will take him if you agree to pick up Brady Quinn to start for you.

[The Gipper]

@miktoxic said:

HAHA!!!!

i know the one red headed woman i slept with's pussy tasted like licking a battery.

That is because you probably have been dipping your head into the vat of battery acid too much lately

[Erie Dawg]

@roycerolls said:

Brandon Weeden Looks like he smells like cat piss.

Shit that's funny, especially diehards avatar.

[gftChris]

OP - get in line, there's a team in Indy that wants their first round pick back.

[Mark O]

He's awesome. You're lucky to have him. Y'all better home Romo's back heals pretty damn quick, I'm not sure you guys can beat Jacksonville with that dumb hick playing QB for you in London.

[jcam222]

@diehardbrownsfan said:

Stupid post.

come on man , the post was pretty damn funny

@diehardbrownsfan said:

BS! Nothing better then some burning bush.

Dude if it has ANY hint of actual hair you don't eat it

@pumpkin-eater said:

He was probably tasting the jizz of the guy she fucked the night before.

so you are telling us that somehow you know jizz tastes like batteries??

[hoorta]

@everlastingxxx said:

Wee-done's passing chart. (Fixed)

I did notice on those plays, old Wheezy had a couple of guys wide open underneath he was totally oblivious to.

[Dste Ace]

@everlastingxxx said:

Weedens passing chart.

Ah, the classics never get old, do they?

Observe the master in action. Notice how he immediately locks on to the receiver.

The head never moves--and then a throw into triple coverage.

Vintage.