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  • Mark O, thanks, your right. I really hope to make a home game next year with all you Browns fans.

    @5150k9 said:

    Mark O, thanks, your right. I really hope to make a home game next year with all you Browns fans.

    Stick around here...I'm sure once the schedule comes out there will be some mention of it on here as to which game the majority of us from out of town (and even out of the country) will be making the trip back for a game. As some will be quick to point out....I am a cold weather wuss so I'm not coming back for any game after about the first week of November. Anything after that is too cold for me.

  • @5150k9 said:

    Thank you so much....

    But aren't you afraid that you won't be as smart as Stockboy Shits if you don't get to read his brilliance on this board?

    @mark-o said:

    But aren't you afraid that you won't be as smart as Stockboy Shits if you don't get to read his brilliance on this board?

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

  • @mark-o said:

    But aren't you afraid that you won't be as smart as Stockboy Shits if you don't get to read his brilliance on this board?

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    @hoorta said:

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    I will never say that I'm smarter then anyone on here, But I will Say that I AM A CLEVELAND BROWNS FAN, THRU AND THRU, AND I DON'T REALLY CARE WHO THE "F" IS OUR QB, I WILL ROOT FOR HIM AS LONG AS WE ARE WINNING...

  • @mark-o said:

    But aren't you afraid that you won't be as smart as Stockboy Shits if you don't get to read his brilliance on this board?

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    @hoorta said:

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    Hoorta that's nearly every post from every member. ......

    WSS

  • The guy is a liar and troll. Claims to always have been a browns fan but only joined when we drafted manziel. Then comes on a full out barrage of pro manziel anti hoyer posts. Slowly retracts supreme gsy manziel posts but continues anti hoyer tirade.

    But again... Claims to be life long browns fan and only shows up when Jonny comes along. Slings his yogurt all over johhny pics but was always a browns fan. Yeah... Right...

    Don't feed the trolls.

  • StocktonShorts = Chuck Booms. Has to be! There is no way that there are 2 people who have supposedly watched football their entire lives and yet know so little about the game. They must be the same person.

  • @d-bone said:

    Is that like a Johnny Football Knob Muncher on a Browns forum? (You should know)

    I dont blame you guys as this point. I understand you're simpletons and can't understand big picture ideas.

    However I could not say it more times that I do not know if Manziel is good or not. He could be horrible. Hell we could release him tomorrow and I'll go right to saying Shaw needs to start, this is about Brian Hoyer. He is as average as it gets,below average in many regards, he is not a Franchise QB and the fact he's keeping this team in the middle is the worst thing that could happen to a team thats trying to build. You're either in the ocean or on the beach, but we're hanging out in the surf and we're drowning.

    I get that in your brains if ANYBODY doesn't like Hoyer then they HAVE to be a Manziel lover. You can't see what you can't see, and its not your fault, its genetics. You get passed down the inability to understand large concepts, and its just stuck with you. Like Hoyer is stuck being mediocre.

    I also don't blame any of you, Bone, bbedward or whatever, MIktoxic, and especially Tour for loving Brian Hoyer. Everyone likes the people they can relate to. Hoyer is that for you. An everyman out there making good. In 30 years someone will say "Hey remember Brian Hoyer?" and people will say "Who?" and they'll say "You know, that guy that was QB for the Browns that one year...bald head?" and people will reach deep in their memories and go "Hmm..maybe, I think I remember him".

    And thats who each of you are. The average man that has been born, will live, and will leave this earth without anyone ever remembering you for anything because you're completely unremarkable. Just like Hoyer, and thus he is your hero. I do not blame you for this, it's not your fault its nature.

    You should live up it. Right now live it up, because this world you've constructed where the Browns are a contender and Brian Hoyer is the Franchise guy is about to take some severe blows and this is probably your last chance to live in this alternate reality. After that its my turn.

    Miller Light in a Champaign League.

    @stocktonshorts said:

    Miller Light in a Champaign League.

    If you're going to start using this metaphor as a tag line spell it right like an adult.

  • The guy is a liar and troll. Claims to always have been a browns fan but only joined when we drafted manziel. Then comes on a full out barrage of pro manziel anti hoyer posts. Slowly retracts supreme gsy manziel posts but continues anti hoyer tirade.

    But again... Claims to be life long browns fan and only shows up when Jonny comes along. Slings his yogurt all over johhny pics but was always a browns fan. Yeah... Right...

    Don't feed the trolls.

    @usfbrown said:

    The guy is a liar and troll. Claims to always have been a browns fan but only joined when we drafted manziel. Then comes on a full out barrage of pro manziel anti hoyer posts. Slowly retracts supreme gsy manziel posts but continues anti hoyer tirade.

    But again... Claims to be life long browns fan and only shows up when Jonny comes along. Slings his yogurt all over johhny pics but was always a browns fan. Yeah... Right...

    Don't feed the trolls.

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    Sound logic, bruh. I still think Hoyer isn't going to win a Super Bowl or even a playoff game.

    Ever.

    What we need to do is find a guy that's essentially a 30 year old rookie with a torn ACL in his past and franchise tag him

    Said no one until Cleveland.

    Because, 8-8 is our Super Bowl.

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  • @stocktonshorts said:

    "Brian Hoyer keeps finding a way to win for the Browns, even if it's not always pretty. When he threw an early pick against the Bucs, the camera naturally went to Johnny Manziel. But Hoyer played through it and did some good things in the second half. I still don't think he's the long-term answer for the Browns, but with the team 5-3 he's earned the right to stay in there. I guess."

    That line in red says it all. And thats what MOST have been saying all along.

    The funny thing is YOU posted this, but it completely goes against your whole argument, while supporting most of the others who say you leave Hoyer in. Dupe

    @manzier said:

    The funny thing is YOU posted this, but it completely goes against your whole argument, while supporting most of the others who say you leave Hoyer in. Dupe

    Not the first time... won't be the last...

    @mark-o said:

    But aren't you afraid that you won't be as smart as Stockboy Shits if you don't get to read his brilliance on this board?

    I've used "the Bozo button" on other forums. They've all had a button that reveals individual Bozo posts temporarily. I usually ended up peeking at those posts that were not quoted by someone (quotes are not filtered), so I quit using it.

    Besides... Bozo bashing is fun!

    @hoorta said:

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    If being unpopular is the price of illuminating our dim, little forum, then he seems fully prepared to pay that price...

    The Mikey is strong in this one...

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  • @manzier said:

    The funny thing is YOU posted this, but it completely goes against your whole argument, while supporting most of the others who say you leave Hoyer in. Dupe

    Not the first time... won't be the last...

    @mark-o said:

    But aren't you afraid that you won't be as smart as Stockboy Shits if you don't get to read his brilliance on this board?

    I've used "the Bozo button" on other forums. They've all had a button that reveals individual Bozo posts temporarily. I usually ended up peeking at those posts that were not quoted by someone (quotes are not filtered), so I quit using it.

    Besides... Bozo bashing is fun!

    @hoorta said:

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    If being unpopular is the price of illuminating our dim, little forum, then he seems fully prepared to pay that price...

    The Mikey is strong in this one...

    @tour2ma said:

    Not the first time... won't be the last...

    If being unpopular is the price of illuminating our dim, little forum, then he seems fully prepared to pay that price...

    The Mikey is strong in this one...

    ROTFL.

    Help me Obi-Wan, JFF is our only hope.

    Let's see how Hoyer plays Thursday night at least before we throw him under the bus.

  • Aaaah. No more responding to Stockton, please. He has his opinion, you all have yours. No one is going to be convinced one way or the other. And when this season plays through, I seriously doubt anyone will feel differently. (Unless Hoyer takes us into the playoffs or Superbowl. Then if Stockton is still beating his drum he's lost forever.)

  • TxDawg is the second on the most annoying JF fag list.

    hmmmm. from Texas and all of a sudden a brown's fan?

    yeah, OK.

  • Did Stockton really claim it was cause of Hoyer that our run game has stalled? If so can he be banned pls? There's just no place for that here. At the very least Hoorta you should lock every thread he starts and delete every post you see from him..no matter what. Eventually he'll get the point. That claim isn't even worth responding too and it's clearly a troll from a fan of another team.

  • Did Stockton really claim it was cause of Hoyer that our run game has stalled? If so can he be banned pls? There's just no place for that here. At the very least Hoorta you should lock every thread he starts and delete every post you see from him..no matter what. Eventually he'll get the point. That claim isn't even worth responding too and it's clearly a troll from a fan of another team.

    @clevfan4life said:

    Did Stockton really claim it was cause of Hoyer that our run game has stalled? If so can he be banned pls? There's just no place for that here. At the very least Hoorta you should lock every thread he starts and delete every post you see from him..no matter what. Eventually he'll get the point. That claim isn't even worth responding too and it's clearly a troll from a fan of another team.

    Your pea brain just isn't smart enough to understand it, so it isn't even worth explaining to you.

    Am I doing this right? 😆

  • @clevfan4life said:

    Did Stockton really claim it was cause of Hoyer that our run game has stalled? If so can he be banned pls? There's just no place for that here. At the very least Hoorta you should lock every thread he starts and delete every post you see from him..no matter what. Eventually he'll get the point. That claim isn't even worth responding too and it's clearly a troll from a fan of another team.

    Your pea brain just isn't smart enough to understand it, so it isn't even worth explaining to you.

    Am I doing this right? 😆

    @bbedward said:

    Your pea brain just isn't smart enough to understand it, so it isn't even worth explaining to you.

    Am I doing this right? 😆

    Careful, or everyone will call you bbedward shorts! ?
  • @d-bone said:

    Come on Stock, you're at a whole different level than us "simple minds", this should be easy for someone of your vast knowledge. What, are you scared to answer T's challenge? A know-it-all like you? We are all waiting for you to address the team Coach, time is ticking...........

    Heres my talk to the team.

    Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.

    @stocktonshorts said:

    Heres my talk to the team.

    Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.

    If we could go back to this, l have to say l'm disappointed. Seriously, put your mind to the task. You are addressing a football team with a winning record, and trying to convince them of a necessary change, and you lead off with a negative?

    I did like how you ended with a bash on Hoyer, because it captures the essence of you.

    Can you do better?

    And can we get a "Hoyer sucks" themed haiku after that?

  • @stocktonshorts said:

    Heres my talk to the team.

    Hey guys, not good lately. It is clear that we're not contenders, especially without Mack. Not going to happen this year. The goal is to get you vets a Super Bowl before you retire so we're going to build for the future starting now. Brian Hoyer has been fine, but fine doesn't cut it at the QB position in this league so we're going to find out what we got in the kid. We will find a Super Bowl caliber QB in this few year window we have with you guys. We're not there yet, but we will continue to try and get there. Everybody give Brian a hand he's been adequate. He'll need some help moving this offseason so if any of you care to give him a hand with that. That'd be super. I'm sure he lives in an average house on average street so it'll be easy to find.

    If we could go back to this, l have to say l'm disappointed. Seriously, put your mind to the task. You are addressing a football team with a winning record, and trying to convince them of a necessary change, and you lead off with a negative?

    I did like how you ended with a bash on Hoyer, because it captures the essence of you.

    Can you do better?

    And can we get a "Hoyer sucks" themed haiku after that?

    @ibleedbrown said:

    If we could go back to this, l have to say l'm disappointed. Seriously, put your mind to the task. You are addressing a football team with a winning record, and trying to convince them of a necessary change, and you lead off with a negative?

    I did like how you ended with a bash on Hoyer, because it captures the essence of you.

    Can you do better?

    And can we get a "Hoyer sucks" themed haiku after that?

    He's smarter than everyone...he doesn't need to explain himself to a bunch of simple minded people who only care about wins and losses and not the "bigger picture" (whatever the fuck that means).

    That challenge was so far beyond his ability level, he did what trolls do.....he ignored it.

  • @hoorta said:

    Another thing Stocky doesn't realize is nothing will piss off other Forum Members faster than essentially claiming- I'm right, and if you don't agree with me, you're all a bunch of idiots.

    Hoorta that's nearly every post from every member. ......

    WSS

    @westside-steve said:

    Hoorta that's nearly every post from every member. ......

    WSS

    not true.

    there is a large majority on here that try to get along and know what the boundaries are for each member when posting and replying to each other.

    stockton doesn't care about getting along or trying to fit in, his agenda is like an ice breaker on lake erie in february, just keep going and break as much up along the way as he can.