Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer
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Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
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Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
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"90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "
Huh?
"You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970. -
Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...
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Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
lol... Well done, but...
You simply must drop both of those "g's"...
... in favor of apostrophes.
as they damage your rhyme...
which is truly a crime...
since great poetry doesn't grow on trees.
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
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All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
There once was a boy named Stocky
whose road on the Browns board was rocky.
He could not understand
the Cleveland Browns fan.
Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?
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All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
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There once was a boy named Stocky
whose road on the Browns board was rocky.
He could not understand
the Cleveland Browns fan.
Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?
There once was a boy named Stocky
whose road on the Browns board was rocky.
He could not understand
the Cleveland Browns fan.
Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?
lol...
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I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.
You, Sir, are a man of integrity...
The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
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manny patamkin?
edit: just binged it. would've never guessed that in a million years.
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...
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Bring back Wheeden and then you'll have something to bitch about. I think the Browns are lucky to have two quarterbacks. Look at Dallas! They have a hobbled aging Tony Romo and an aging ex-rookie that can't see the field even with an outstanding Oline.
I'm enjoying the Browns right now and think Hoyer is the answer until he proves otherwise. There's no Harm in letting Manziel learn on the bench. He's only twenty-one and has a lot of maturing to do. So pray Hoyer stays healthy, the defense stays healthy and Gordon shakes off the rust within the first couple of minutes against Houston. With Josh Gordon back the Browns will win their division.
How do I know this? With the two worst quarterbacks in the game last year, Gordon finished with more yards than any other wide receiver and he only played fourteen games.
I can't wait.
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I believe there is nobody funnier than Browns fans on this Brownsboard, I mean
that sincerely.
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