Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer
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Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...
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Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.
And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
There was a young man named Brian
Who had Retard crying
he said 'Johnny's Best!'
wouldn't give it a rest
Now Brian has stockton dying.
lol... Well done, but...
You simply must drop both of those "g's"...
... in favor of apostrophes.
as they damage your rhyme...
which is truly a crime...
since great poetry doesn't grow on trees.
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
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All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
There once was a boy named Stocky
whose road on the Browns board was rocky.
He could not understand
the Cleveland Browns fan.
Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?
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All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
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There once was a boy named Stocky
whose road on the Browns board was rocky.
He could not understand
the Cleveland Browns fan.
Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?
There once was a boy named Stocky
whose road on the Browns board was rocky.
He could not understand
the Cleveland Browns fan.
Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?
lol...
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I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.
You, Sir, are a man of integrity...
The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?
"When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196 -
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manny patamkin?
edit: just binged it. would've never guessed that in a million years.
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There was a whiner,
named stockton,
who dreamed he was finer
than Jonathon Ogden.
He pouted and thrashed,
and tried to kick ass,
but Hoyer showed shtock
had the IQ of a rock...
He bashed Hoyer with no end,
again and again and again,
til the last game by Hoyer,
made shtockon a bs deployer.
okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...
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Bring back Wheeden and then you'll have something to bitch about. I think the Browns are lucky to have two quarterbacks. Look at Dallas! They have a hobbled aging Tony Romo and an aging ex-rookie that can't see the field even with an outstanding Oline.
I'm enjoying the Browns right now and think Hoyer is the answer until he proves otherwise. There's no Harm in letting Manziel learn on the bench. He's only twenty-one and has a lot of maturing to do. So pray Hoyer stays healthy, the defense stays healthy and Gordon shakes off the rust within the first couple of minutes against Houston. With Josh Gordon back the Browns will win their division.
How do I know this? With the two worst quarterbacks in the game last year, Gordon finished with more yards than any other wide receiver and he only played fourteen games.
I can't wait.
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I believe there is nobody funnier than Browns fans on this Brownsboard, I mean
that sincerely.
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All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
While I was in Eugene Oregon (where Animal House was filmed) I recall someone talking about this scene. If my memory serves me correctly I think they said it was Steven Bishop. I'm not 100% positive, because that was probably 20 years ago.
Two things that will define you: Your determination when you have nothing. Your attitude when you have everything. - Mike McCartney -
"90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "
Huh?
"90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "
Huh?
Yeah that definitely sounded fucking Retarded. If grandma had balls, she would be grandpa. If if if...
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POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?
While I was in Eugene Oregon (where Animal House was filmed) I recall someone talking about this scene. If my memory serves me correctly I think they said it was Steven Bishop. I'm not 100% positive, because that was probably 20 years ago.
While I was in Eugene Oregon (where Animal House was filmed) I recall someone talking about this scene. If my memory serves me correctly I think they said it was Steven Bishop. I'm not 100% positive, because that was probably 20 years ago.
Ding Ding Ding... we have a winner... except it's Stephen...
Bishop was born in San Diego, California, and attended Will C. Crawford High School.[2] He had a major hit in 1977 with the song "On and On", which was a Number 11 hit in the U.S.; his other hits include "Save It for a Rainy Day", "Everybody Needs Love", "Something New in My Life" and "It Might Be You", the theme from the movie Tootsie. He has also performed many movie themes, including the theme from National Lampoon's Animal House which he sang in falsetto. He also provided his talent to the theme song in the Christmas movie All I Want for Christmas.
In addition to singing the theme song off-screen, Bishop had a cameo role in National Lampoon's Animal House as the aspiring folk singer whose guitar John Belushi smashes. Bishop still keeps the smashed guitar as a memento. He appeared in another John Landis movie, The Blues Brothers as the "charming trooper" who breaks his watch during the mall chase.
And I just learned Bish was married to Karen Allen of Animal House and Indiana Jones fame.
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