Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer

darkside5

There once was a boy named Stocky

whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

He could not understand

the Cleveland Browns fan.

Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

Mark O

@tour2ma said:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

Tour2ma

@darkside5 said:

There once was a boy named Stocky

whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

He could not understand

the Cleveland Browns fan.

Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

lol...

Tour2ma

@mark-o said:
I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

You, Sir, are a man of integrity...

The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?

Mark O

@tour2ma said:

You, Sir, are a man of integrity...

The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?

Shocked me. Wouldn't have guessed that in 100 guesses..

miktoxic

manny patamkin?

edit: just binged it. would've never guessed that in a million years.

cvcanedy

@gftchris said:
If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

I think it's George bilgere.

Opal312

Bring back Wheeden and then you'll have something to bitch about. I think the Browns are lucky to have two quarterbacks. Look at Dallas! They have a hobbled aging Tony Romo and an aging ex-rookie that can't see the field even with an outstanding Oline.

I'm enjoying the Browns right now and think Hoyer is the answer until he proves otherwise. There's no Harm in letting Manziel learn on the bench. He's only twenty-one and has a lot of maturing to do. So pray Hoyer stays healthy, the defense stays healthy and Gordon shakes off the rust within the first couple of minutes against Houston. With Josh Gordon back the Browns will win their division.

How do I know this? With the two worst quarterbacks in the game last year, Gordon finished with more yards than any other wide receiver and he only played fourteen games.

I can't wait.

calfoxwc

I believe there is nobody funnier than Browns fans on this Brownsboard, I mean

that sincerely.

ITHIKA

Opal gordon wont be back until the falcons game but good points.

Canton Dawg

@tour2ma said:
POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

While I was in Eugene Oregon (where Animal House was filmed) I recall someone talking about this scene. If my memory serves me correctly I think they said it was Steven Bishop. I'm not 100% positive, because that was probably 20 years ago.

LogicIsForSquares

@diehardbrownsfan said:

"90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "

Huh?

Yeah that definitely sounded fucking Retarded. If grandma had balls, she would be grandpa. If if if...

Tour2ma

@canton-dawg said:
While I was in Eugene Oregon (where Animal House was filmed) I recall someone talking about this scene. If my memory serves me correctly I think they said it was Steven Bishop. I'm not 100% positive, because that was probably 20 years ago.

Ding Ding Ding... we have a winner... except it's Stephen...

Bishop was born in San Diego, California, and attended Will C. Crawford High School.[2] He had a major hit in 1977 with the song "On and On", which was a Number 11 hit in the U.S.; his other hits include "Save It for a Rainy Day", "Everybody Needs Love", "Something New in My Life" and "It Might Be You", the theme from the movie Tootsie. He has also performed many movie themes, including the theme from National Lampoon's Animal House which he sang in falsetto. He also provided his talent to the theme song in the Christmas movie All I Want for Christmas.

In addition to singing the theme song off-screen, Bishop had a cameo role in National Lampoon's Animal House as the aspiring folk singer whose guitar John Belushi smashes. Bishop still keeps the smashed guitar as a memento. He appeared in another John Landis movie, The Blues Brothers as the "charming trooper" who breaks his watch during the mall chase.

And I just learned Bish was married to Karen Allen of Animal House and Indiana Jones fame.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Bishop_(singer)

miktoxic

i thought for sure it was some actor on his way to fame, but after looking it up yesterday i was really surprised to see that it was a bonafide musician.

they did him up nice in that cornball look.

Unsympathetic

If Hoyer asks for anything approaching Dalton money, he's gone. Hoyer gets maybe 10,20 guaranteed. The rest, no way.

JF presence has zip to do with this

Tour2ma

Age difference between BH and Dalton is likely enough to keep his demands out of Dalton-land...

Then again... he is a low mileage model...

nickers

@tour2ma said:

Age difference between BH and Dalton is likely enough to keep his demands out of Dalton-land...

Then again... he is a low mileage model...

I also understand Joe Linta, is not exactly the easiest agent to deal with. so, who knows...

hoorta

@tour2ma said:

Age difference between BH and Dalton is likely enough to keep his demands out of Dalton-land...

Then again... he is a low mileage model...

All depends on how the rest of the year plays out Tour. Will Hoyer take a hometown discount? Not worried which agent he has- Brian will have the final say.

Tour2ma

@hoorta said:
All depends on how the rest of the year plays out Tour. Will Hoyer take a hometown discount? Not worried which agent he has- Brian will have the final say.

Absolutely... the further we go, the higher the price and likely the smaller the discount.

Ultimately any CLE "discount" may stem from the ability (or willingness) of the Hoyer "camp" to separate the JM, media-hype BS from the starter assurances of his HC.

miktoxic

now farmer is playing chicken. carson palmer just signed a 3 year deal last week, so i don't get the wait until the end of the year bullshit. i mean do you want the guy to succeed or fail so you can see manziel?

i would sign him today and trade manziel tomorrow.