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  • lmao...

    "It's filthy and disturbing... in a bad way." - Adam Chazen (Masturbator)

  • Lol

  • Gip... the Onion is satirical.

    @tour2ma said:

    Gip... the Onion is satirical.

    Except, of course, this quote seemed perfectly plausible to have come from the man.

    And besides....it couldn't be satire.....because it wasn't printed in Pink

  • Uh-huh...

  • Looks like The Onion is really hitting the Browns organization...

    Mike Pettine Worried Bengals Gave Rest Of League Blueprint To Beat Browns

    CLEVELAND—Following a 37-3 loss that saw his team outperformed in nearly every phase of the game, Cleveland head coach Mike Pettine admitted his growing concern Wednesday that the Cincinnati Bengals may have given the rest of the league the blueprint for beating the Browns. "You know, Cincinnati completely shut down our offense and ran all over our defense, and now I’m worried that other teams are going to be able to study exactly how they did it," Pettine told reporters, adding that he fears Sunday’s loss may have exposed some of the key weaknesses of his 2-10 team. "The Bengals totally figured us out. Any team that wants to know how to establish a passing rhythm against us or get to our quarterback will be able to figure it out just by watching the game tape from last week. It’s definitely a big problem moving forward." Pettine went on to express some confidence that even if the Browns’ upcoming opponents attempt to recreate the Bengals’ game plan, most teams will hopefully lack the personnel to slow down their 32nd-ranked run game.

    @tinythinker said:

    Looks like The Onion is really hitting the Browns organization...

    Mike Pettine Worried Bengals Gave Rest Of League Blueprint To Beat Browns

    "blue print to beat browns"

    muahahahahahaha!!!!

    Oh my oh my!!!

    This made my day...you guys are too much. lol!!!

  • And, Johnny Football will be our starting quarterback for the next decade.

  • yep the difference between a 'private accordion concert' and sold out 'radio city music hall accordion concert' must be light years apart.

    shit i doubt you could get 200 drunk ukis into one place to listen to that 'eclectic' shit. fans screaming out "the keishka song!!!!" for an encore LOL.

  • best 23 seconds ever.....right here.... 😉

  • Clearly MKC does not know how to question JM to get us answers. Next presser with JM we send in West Side Steve with the Accordion & get all the BS & cover up out there 😮

  • Petine has no say in what goes on there I would imagine like shannahan he can't wait to get the fuck out of Cleveland away from that fucking Retard farmer

  • I would like to see Pettine stay another year. If he thinks the players are giving it all and if he does see something then.......... We only know what we see, we have no idea what is going on in the locker room or sideline. I do see a big change coming this off season but I don't see us changing coaches.

  • Who are his weapons? Outside of Benjamin we have the worst offensive players in the NFL. Who's going to be the play maker? We have Barnidge at thirty playing lights out and Benjamin. Duke Jr. And Crowell stink! We should have kept Turbin and Draugn. So when Johnny starts running for his life out there, Pettine will bench him again. Or tell the reporters at half time I wish he'd stay in the pocket.

    There won't be any improvising on Pettine's watch. Look what improvising has done to Russell Wilson!

    Bring Back Brownie has a point. Maybe Pettine was waiting for Manziel to do something stupid. But Jon Gruden thinks Manziel was treated unfairly. After all he wasn't doing anything illegal. Holding a bottle in front of a camera on your day off is a judgement call.

    There's such a thing as being too critical. They knew what they were getting and drafted him anyway! Now they want him to change into St. John over night. He's 23, talented, cocky but used to be a winner. If they let him go to another team then maybe he will have a chance to prove he's still a winner.

    If they keep him, which I doubt, they need to draft some weapons. No matter who plays QB for them next year they lack talent.

    @opal312 said:

    Who are his weapons? Outside of Benjamin we have the worst offensive players in the NFL. Who's going to be the play maker? We have Barnidge at thirty playing lights out and Benjamin. Duke Jr. And Crowell stink! We should have kept Turbin and Draugn. So when Johnny starts running for his life out there, Pettine will bench him again. Or tell the reporters at half time I wish he'd stay in the pocket.

    There won't be any improvising on Pettine's watch. Look what improvising has done to Russell Wilson!

    Bring Back Brownie has a point. Maybe Pettine was waiting for Manziel to do something stupid. But Jon Gruden thinks Manziel was treated unfairly. After all he wasn't doing anything illegal. Holding a bottle in front of a camera on your day off is a judgement call.

    There's such a thing as being too critical. They knew what they were getting and drafted him anyway! Now they want him to change into St. John over night. He's 23, talented, cocky but used to be a winner. If they let him go to another team then maybe he will have a chance to prove he's still a winner.

    If they keep him, which I doubt, they need to draft some weapons. No matter who plays QB for them next year they lack talent.

    First off Benjamin is at best a number 3 option at wr, two we have a great line with great players problem we change offensive scheme every year they can't gel, three the front office won't let the coaches coach hince why shannahan is no longer there, four gruden is a dumb ass that's why he watches the games not coaching them, five little Johnny can never be Wilson, wilson is smart with the ball protects the ball scrambles to throw not to just go Wilson plays for his team little Johnny plays for him self.
  • @opal312 said:

    Who are his weapons? Outside of Benjamin we have the worst offensive players in the NFL. Who's going to be the play maker? We have Barnidge at thirty playing lights out and Benjamin. Duke Jr. And Crowell stink! We should have kept Turbin and Draugn. So when Johnny starts running for his life out there, Pettine will bench him again. Or tell the reporters at half time I wish he'd stay in the pocket.

    There won't be any improvising on Pettine's watch. Look what improvising has done to Russell Wilson!

    Bring Back Brownie has a point. Maybe Pettine was waiting for Manziel to do something stupid. But Jon Gruden thinks Manziel was treated unfairly. After all he wasn't doing anything illegal. Holding a bottle in front of a camera on your day off is a judgement call.

    There's such a thing as being too critical. They knew what they were getting and drafted him anyway! Now they want him to change into St. John over night. He's 23, talented, cocky but used to be a winner. If they let him go to another team then maybe he will have a chance to prove he's still a winner.

    If they keep him, which I doubt, they need to draft some weapons. No matter who plays QB for them next year they lack talent.

    First off Benjamin is at best a number 3 option at wr, two we have a great line with great players problem we change offensive scheme every year they can't gel, three the front office won't let the coaches coach hince why shannahan is no longer there, four gruden is a dumb ass that's why he watches the games not coaching them, five little Johnny can never be Wilson, wilson is smart with the ball protects the ball scrambles to throw not to just go Wilson plays for his team little Johnny plays for him self.

    @babernakle said:

    First off Benjamin is at best a number 3 option at wr, two we have a great line with great players problem we change offensive scheme every year they can't gel, three the front office won't let the coaches coach hince why shannahan is no longer there, four gruden is a dumb ass that's why he watches the games not coaching them, five little Johnny can never be Wilson, wilson is smart with the ball protects the ball scrambles to throw not to just go Wilson plays for his team little Johnny plays for him self.

    I tried really hard to make it through this.

  • Night and Day difference.

  • Yeah Johnny has looked awesome getting sacked and throwing picks. Has nothing to do with they are playing at home against a team just as shitty as they are

  • Yeah Johnny has looked awesome getting sacked and throwing picks. Has nothing to do with they are playing at home against a team just as shitty as they are

    @baconhound said:

    Yeah Johnny has looked awesome getting sacked and throwing picks. Has nothing to do with they are playing at home against a team just as shitty as they are

    I bet you are just so fun to be around in real life. The whole team has energy when the dude is in, it's overtly obvious. He had a really, really bad INT but he knows it and literally banged his head against the tablet.

  • I'm sorry they look awesome

  • That's a leader. A real franchise QB

  • That's a leader. A real franchise QB

    @walterwhite said:

    That's a leader. A real franchise QB

    So by your logic Jim Oneil is the best defensive coordinator in the NFL