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Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer

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  • bbedwardB bbedward wrote on
    #233

    Lol. Every browns fan I know besides Stockton is loving the whooping we put on cincy.

  • mohicanM mohican wrote on
    #234

    Hoyer seriously downgraded after Cincy game http://www.cleveland.com/browns/index.ssf/2014/11/brian_hoyer_cleveland_browns_c.html#incart_big-photo

    Hope has two beautiful daughters: Their names are Anger and Courage. Anger that things are the way they are. Courage to make them the way they ought to be. - St. Augustine. Throughout the centuries there were men who took first steps down new roads armed with nothing but their vision. - Ayn Rand
  • IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown wrote on
    #235

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

  • IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on
    #236

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    IbleedbrownI Tour2maT 2 Replies
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  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on
    #237

    "90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "

    Huh?

    "You planning on having a long relationship with that glass or are you going to drink it? Drink up, man. Maybe we can get another.” - Janis Joplin, 1970.
    LogicIsForSquaresL 1 Reply
  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown wrote on
    #238

    @gftchris said:

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    Sha boom! Nicely done!

  • C calfoxwc wrote on
    #239

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

  • C calfoxwc

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on
    #240

    @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    The GipperT cvcanedyC 2 Replies
  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #241

    @gftchris said:

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    They still won't be calling on Cal.

  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #242

    @gftchris said:

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    lol... Well done, but...

    You simply must drop both of those "g's"...

    ... in favor of apostrophes.

    as they damage your rhyme...

    which is truly a crime...

    since great poetry doesn't grow on trees.

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
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  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on
    #243

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

  • The GipperT The Gipper

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #244

    @the-gipper said:

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
    Mark OM Canton DawgC 2 Replies
  • darkside5D darkside5 wrote on
    #245

    There once was a boy named Stocky

    whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

    He could not understand

    the Cleveland Browns fan.

    Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

    Tour2maT 1 Reply
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  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @the-gipper said:

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    Mark OM Mark O wrote on
    #246

    @tour2ma said:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

    Tour2maT 1 Reply
  • darkside5D darkside5

    There once was a boy named Stocky

    whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

    He could not understand

    the Cleveland Browns fan.

    Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #247

    @darkside5 said:

    There once was a boy named Stocky

    whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

    He could not understand

    the Cleveland Browns fan.

    Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

    lol...

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • Mark OM Mark O

    @tour2ma said:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on
    #248

    @mark-o said:

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

    You, Sir, are a man of integrity...

    The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?

    "When you have a shared vision it is a lot easier to make unpopular decisions." - Paul DePodesta "When you win, say nothing. When you lose, say less." - Paul Brown Complete 2017 Browns Board Mock: http://thebrownsboard.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=46196
  • Tour2maT Tour2ma

    @mark-o said:

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

    You, Sir, are a man of integrity...

    The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?

    Mark OM Mark O wrote on
    #249

    @tour2ma said:

    You, Sir, are a man of integrity...

    The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?

    Shocked me. Wouldn't have guessed that in 100 guesses..

  • miktoxicM miktoxic wrote on
    #250

    manny patamkin?

    edit: just binged it. would've never guessed that in a million years.

  • gftChrisG gftChris

    @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    cvcanedyC cvcanedy wrote on
    #251

    @gftchris said:

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    I think it's George bilgere.

  • Opal312O Opal312 wrote on
    #252

    Bring back Wheeden and then you'll have something to bitch about. I think the Browns are lucky to have two quarterbacks. Look at Dallas! They have a hobbled aging Tony Romo and an aging ex-rookie that can't see the field even with an outstanding Oline.

    I'm enjoying the Browns right now and think Hoyer is the answer until he proves otherwise. There's no Harm in letting Manziel learn on the bench. He's only twenty-one and has a lot of maturing to do. So pray Hoyer stays healthy, the defense stays healthy and Gordon shakes off the rust within the first couple of minutes against Houston. With Josh Gordon back the Browns will win their division.

    How do I know this? With the two worst quarterbacks in the game last year, Gordon finished with more yards than any other wide receiver and he only played fourteen games.

    I can't wait.

    DAMN THE TORPEDOES! FULL SPEED AHEAD!
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