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Stockton Shorts Discusses Brian Hoyer

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  • @stocktonshorts said:

    Which NFL QB has a Rating of 67.7 on 3rd downs and a completion % of 48.4% on 3rd downs? Both worst in the NFL of qualifying QBs.

    Who is your guess? (Hint: The team he plays for is ranked 31st in the NFL in 3rd down conversion %, despite playing the worst cumulative 3rd down defenses in the NFL to date)

    Winner gets some knowledge!

    Which QB tonight DID NOT have a 2 QB rating? I will give you a hint, he does not have a $100M contract. You are about the last person in the nation that doesn't recognize how good Hoyer is. I am going with Kurt Warners opinion over yours every time.

    hoortaH hoorta wrote on last edited by hoorta

    @jcam222 said:

    Which QB tonight DID NOT have a 2 QB rating? I will give you a hint, he does not have a $100M contract. You are about the last person in the nation that doesn't recognize how good Hoyer is. I am going with Kurt Warners opinion over yours every time.

    Let's expound on that for a second- get that through your fat head Stockton- Hoyer is 9-3 as a starter. 9-3 All you need to know. FYI that's up in Otto Graham territory. Please don't bring up some lame shit he only beat bottom feeders- tell that to the Steelers- who lost to the Bucs, Chargers who got BLOWN OUT against the Fins, or Seahags who lost to the Rams.

    Hoyer has more football smarts in his toes than Anderson has in his entire body, if you want to trot out that lame argument.

  • are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    D BoneD D Bone wrote on last edited by

    @miktoxic said:

    are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    HAHAHAHAHA!

  • are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by

    @miktoxic said:

    are you sure that's a mensa card and not a nambla card?

    Would explain the coral...

  • tml1138T tml1138 wrote on last edited by

    Stop responding to him. He comes here and repeats the same crap for attention, instead of just saying ONCE what he has to say about Hoyer, then enjoying the WINS.

  • bbedwardB bbedward wrote on last edited by

    Lol. Every browns fan I know besides Stockton is loving the whooping we put on cincy.

  • mohicanM mohican wrote on last edited by
  • IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown wrote on last edited by

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

  • Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by

    @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

  • DieHardBrownsFanD DieHardBrownsFan wrote on last edited by

    "90% of all Hoyers throws, if he DIDN'T complete it he'd be selling insurance by now. "

    Huh?

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    IbleedbrownI Ibleedbrown wrote on last edited by

    @gftchris said:

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    Sha boom! Nicely done!

  • C calfoxwc wrote on last edited by calfoxwc

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

  • There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    gftChrisG gftChris wrote on last edited by

    @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

  • @calfoxwc said:

    There was a whiner,

    named stockton,

    who dreamed he was finer

    than Jonathon Ogden.

    He pouted and thrashed,

    and tried to kick ass,

    but Hoyer showed shtock

    had the IQ of a rock...

    He bashed Hoyer with no end,

    again and again and again,

    til the last game by Hoyer,

    made shtockon a bs deployer.

    okay, didn't have time to work on it but a minute.....

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    @gftchris said:

    If Ohio doesn't already have a poet laureate...

    They still won't be calling on Cal.

  • @ibleedbrown said:

    Man, Stockton. You detailed your Browns fandom earlier. Crying and destroying things were involved. That's passion man! That's awesome in my book. I'm just hoping you can really enjoy games like these.

    And can we get a Brian Hoyer sucks themed limerick?

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by

    @gftchris said:

    There was a young man named Brian

    Who had Retard crying

    he said 'Johnny's Best!'

    wouldn't give it a rest

    Now Brian has stockton dying.

    lol... Well done, but...

    You simply must drop both of those "g's"...

    ... in favor of apostrophes.

    as they damage your rhyme...

    which is truly a crime...

    since great poetry doesn't grow on trees.

  • The GipperT The Gipper wrote on last edited by

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

  • All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by

    @the-gipper said:

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

  • darkside5D darkside5 wrote on last edited by

    There once was a boy named Stocky

    whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

    He could not understand

    the Cleveland Browns fan.

    Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

  • @the-gipper said:

    All of you so called poets make me want to react like this:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    Mark OM Mark O wrote on last edited by

    @tour2ma said:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

  • There once was a boy named Stocky

    whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

    He could not understand

    the Cleveland Browns fan.

    Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by

    @darkside5 said:

    There once was a boy named Stocky

    whose road on the Browns board was rocky.

    He could not understand

    the Cleveland Browns fan.

    Hey Stocky, why don't you try hockey?

    lol...

  • @tour2ma said:

    POP QUIZ: Who plays "the folk singer" that sets off "Bluto" Belushi in that clip?

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

    Tour2maT Tour2ma wrote on last edited by

    @mark-o said:

    I know...I know...but I cheated and looked it up so I won't say anything.

    You, Sir, are a man of integrity...

    The answer is a bit surprising isn't it?